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    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
    50 Shades of Worf: Fried Chicken
    50 Shades of Worf
    Audiobook series3 titles

    50 Shades of Worf Series

    Written by Christopher D. Schmitz

    Narrated by Christopher D. Schmitz

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    About this series

    “Is that a fried chicken leg in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”


    Farnsworth and Diego must complete their most difficult undercover mission yet: infiltrating the Alabama Mafia. Not only does the mob want General Saunder’s secret blend of herbs and spices, but they’re willing to fry anybody who gets in their way… after rolling them in breadcrumbs and their proprietary blend of seasonings… even their new celebrity spokesman: Nicholas Cage.


    There’s only one thing for the Division of Nerd Crime to do… bust out the hair nets and get fast food jobs.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTreeShaker Books
    Release dateFeb 12, 2020
    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
    50 Shades of Worf: Fried Chicken
    50 Shades of Worf

    Titles in the series (3)

    • 1

      50 Shades of Worf
      50 Shades of Worf

      50 Shades of Worf

      Christopher D. Schmitz
      3/5 - 6 ratings
      3/5 - 6 ratings

      A back-alley brawl between the furries and the bronies. Deadpool cosplayer keeps stealing all the erotic pegasus artwork. Someone's necronomicon opened a tentacle portal in the men’s room. Two cops go undercover at a comic-book convention to stop Wil Wheaton’s murder. You’ll love this buddy cop comicomedy, unless you’re my mom. If you are my mom, please bring me a hot-pocket. I’m in the basement. If you love Discworld, Hitchhikers Guide, or Bimbos From the Death Sun, then this book is for you! Get it now! (Also, hot-pockets are on sale, Mom.)

      A back-alley brawl between the furries and the bronies. Deadpool cosplayer keeps stealing all the erotic pegasus artwork. Someone's necronomicon opened a tentacle portal in the men’s room. Two cops go undercover at a comic-book convention to stop Wil Wheaton’s murder. You’ll love this buddy cop comicomedy, unless you’re my mom. If you are my mom, please bring me a hot-pocket. I’m in the basement. If you love Discworld, Hitchhikers Guide, or Bimbos From the Death Sun, then this book is for you! Get it now! (Also, hot-pockets are on sale, Mom.)

    • 2

      50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
      50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages

      50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages

      Christopher D. Schmitz
      0 ratings
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      Magic, Dragons, Celebrity LARPing… ...and a sack full of meth ferrets. Farnsworth and Diego are back, leading the newly appointed Division of Nerd Crime into the black heart of the regional Renaissance Festival where someone has stolen celebrity D&D gamer Vin Diesel’s identity. What happens at renfest stays at renfest… except for the crabs and nipple piercings. Grab your chain-mail bikinis and roll for initiative.

      Magic, Dragons, Celebrity LARPing… ...and a sack full of meth ferrets. Farnsworth and Diego are back, leading the newly appointed Division of Nerd Crime into the black heart of the regional Renaissance Festival where someone has stolen celebrity D&D gamer Vin Diesel’s identity. What happens at renfest stays at renfest… except for the crabs and nipple piercings. Grab your chain-mail bikinis and roll for initiative.

    • 3

      50 Shades of Worf: Fried Chicken
      50 Shades of Worf: Fried Chicken

      50 Shades of Worf: Fried Chicken

      Christopher D. Schmitz
      0 ratings
      0 ratings

      “Is that a fried chicken leg in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” Farnsworth and Diego must complete their most difficult undercover mission yet: infiltrating the Alabama Mafia. Not only does the mob want General Saunder’s secret blend of herbs and spices, but they’re willing to fry anybody who gets in their way… after rolling them in breadcrumbs and their proprietary blend of seasonings… even their new celebrity spokesman: Nicholas Cage. There’s only one thing for the Division of Nerd Crime to do… bust out the hair nets and get fast food jobs.

      “Is that a fried chicken leg in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” Farnsworth and Diego must complete their most difficult undercover mission yet: infiltrating the Alabama Mafia. Not only does the mob want General Saunder’s secret blend of herbs and spices, but they’re willing to fry anybody who gets in their way… after rolling them in breadcrumbs and their proprietary blend of seasonings… even their new celebrity spokesman: Nicholas Cage. There’s only one thing for the Division of Nerd Crime to do… bust out the hair nets and get fast food jobs.

    Author

    Christopher D. Schmitz

    Christopher D. Schmitz is author of both Sci-Fi/Fantasy Fiction and Nonfiction books and has been published in both traditional and independent outlets. If you've looked into indie writers of the upper midwest you may have heard his name whispered in dark alleys with an equal mix of respect and disdain. He has been featured on television broadcasts, podcasts, and runs a blog for indie authors... but you've still probably never heard of him.As an avid consumer of comic books, movies, cartoons, and books (especially sci-fi and fantasy) this child of the 80s basically lived out Stranger Things, but shadowy government agencies won't let him say more than that. He lives in rural Minnesota with his family where he drinks unsafe amounts of coffee; the caffeine shakes keeps the cold from killing them. In his off-time he plays haunted bagpipes in places of low repute, but that's a story for another time.He has a special offer for readers on the following link:https://www.subscribepage.com/p1o9c9(5 free ebooks!)

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