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    Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Satan's Guides to Life, #2
    Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers: Satan's Guides to Life, #1
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    Satan's Guides to Life Series

    By Aleister Lovecraft

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    About this series

    Becoming a new parent is overwhelming.


    Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?
     

    The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.


    Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.

    Topics covered include:
    --the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent,
    --infant sleeping habits,
    --feeding,
    --how to deal with illness,
    --discipline,
    --how to tell if your child is evil,
    --and more.

    Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAleister Lovecraft
    Release dateMay 16, 2015
    Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Satan's Guides to Life, #2
    Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers: Satan's Guides to Life, #1

    Titles in the series (2)

    • 1

      Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers: Satan's Guides to Life, #1
      Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers: Satan's Guides to Life, #1

      Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers: Satan's Guides to Life, #1

      Aleister Lovecraft
      4/5 - 16 ratings
      4/5 - 16 ratings

      A must read for lawyers and law students! It is not every day that the Prince of Darkness himself writes a book. Inside the pages of this remarkable book, you will read Satan's wise and profound counsel on topics as diverse as choosing evil as a path to power, the billable hour, how to steal clients from your law firm, fashion, sex, and more. ****************** "There is no denying it, Satan has the legal landscape dialed." -- Gabriel "Impressive book." -- John Milton "See? This is exactly what I was talking about." -- William Blake ****************** Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers is a pithy guide to your rise from lowly first-year associate to renowned leader of the legal community. Do not let your competition have these secrets for themselves. Get the book now. ****************** This book is also the perfect gift for your favorite law student or for someone who just passed the bar exam. Even established lawyers can learn a lot from this book.

      A must read for lawyers and law students! It is not every day that the Prince of Darkness himself writes a book. Inside the pages of this remarkable book, you will read Satan's wise and profound counsel on topics as diverse as choosing evil as a path to power, the billable hour, how to steal clients from your law firm, fashion, sex, and more. ****************** "There is no denying it, Satan has the legal landscape dialed." -- Gabriel "Impressive book." -- John Milton "See? This is exactly what I was talking about." -- William Blake ****************** Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers is a pithy guide to your rise from lowly first-year associate to renowned leader of the legal community. Do not let your competition have these secrets for themselves. Get the book now. ****************** This book is also the perfect gift for your favorite law student or for someone who just passed the bar exam. Even established lawyers can learn a lot from this book.

    • 2

      Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Satan's Guides to Life, #2
      Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Satan's Guides to Life, #2

      Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Satan's Guides to Life, #2

      Aleister Lovecraft
      5/5 - 1 rating
      5/5 - 1 rating

      Becoming a new parent is overwhelming. Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?   The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan. Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent. Topics covered include: --the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent, --infant sleeping habits, --feeding, --how to deal with illness, --discipline, --how to tell if your child is evil, --and more. Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.

      Becoming a new parent is overwhelming. Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?   The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan. Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent. Topics covered include: --the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent, --infant sleeping habits, --feeding, --how to deal with illness, --discipline, --how to tell if your child is evil, --and more. Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.

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