One wants to make it home to be with his family and the other just wants a friend. How does a story about 2 guys like this even happen? Come along and find out. 
Original Review:
There's no place like home for the holidays... That's all Neal is trying to do (get home). He had to attend a presentation for work right before Christmas. Thinking he had it all planned out, he wasn't worried. That is until he left the presentation. One thing after another continued to go wrong, from losing his baggage and his flight being canceled to even more mayhem. Adding insult to injury is a shower ring salesman that will make a difficult situation even worse. The entire journey isn't all misdeeds and mayhem though, their relentless journey to get him home is full of chaos and camaraderie. These two are the unlikeliest of comrades in this holiday hullabaloo. They each bring something special to the mix and leave us with a warm heart and a belly full of laughs. An interesting story about a series of unfortunate events that contains two of the greatest comedians of all time is bound to become a classic. This will be nothing less. Watch it for the first time for shock value, the second time for the fun, and any remaining time just because there is a little something extra that you'll take away each time.
Quotes:If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak
First, you delay me then you bump me I can't wait to see what happens next
Notes:
Amy Meyers, Andrew J. Hentz, Angelis Alexandris, Angella Kaye, annoying blabbermouth, ben stein, bh30 cab, bh30 taxi, Bill Erwin, Brand Manager, Bus Loverette, Cab Dispatcher, Cab Driver New York, cant-wait-to-see-what-happens-next, Car Rental Agent, Carol Bruce, Charles Tyner, chino-fats-williams, Christopher Meister, close-im-an-attorney, contrack, contrack-1013, czechoslovakian-ivory, d5n378-license-plate, Daniel Niswander, David Raiport, Dawn Morgan-Keefe, del-griffith, Diana Castle, Diana Douglas, Diane Nieman, diane-sawyer-ring, doing-the-mess-around-by-ray-charles, Doobie, doobies-taxiola, dylan-baker, Earring Customer, edelens-braidwood-inn, edie-mcclurg, el-rancho-motel, Elva Morgan, first-you-delay-me-then-you-bump-me, flight-909, flintstones-theme-song, Flynn Welles, four-fucking-wheels-and-a-seat, Gaetano Lisi, Gary McNerney, gary-palmer, gary-riley, George Petrie, Grant Forsberg, grinds-my-gears, gus-mooney, i-like-me, i-want-a-fucking-car-right-fucking-now, ibis-cosmetics, if-i-wanted-a-joke-id-follow-you-into-the-john-and-watch-you-take-a-leak, if-i-wanted-joke-id-follow-you-into-john-watch-you-take-a-leak, its-been-interesting, Jennifer Allswang, Joann Taylor, John Moio, John Randolph Jones, john-candy, john-hughes, Julie A. Herbert, Julie H. Morgan, kansas, Karen Meisinger, Ken Tipton, Kevin Ash, kevin-bacon, Kim Genelle, laila-robins, Larry Ludwig, larry-hankin, lasalle-vanburen, locomotive-1013, Lulie Newcomb, Lyman Ward, marathon-car-rental, marti, Martin as George O. Petrie, Martin Ferrero, Matthew Lawrence, melted-speedometer, Michael McKean, mid-central-airlines, Motel Thief, Nancy Kusley, neal-page, neal-paige, neil-page, neil-paige, New York Lawyer, New York Ticket Agent as Ruth De Soza, new-york-telephone-a-nynex-company, Nicholas Wyman, noogies, oh-my-gosh-its-osh-konoggin, oilco, Olivia Burnette, osh-konoggin-cheese, owen, Peg, Peter Austin Noto, planes-trains-and-automobiles, planes-trains-automobiles, Receptionist as Kim Genell, Ricardo Sandoval III, Richard Fike, Richard Herd, Ruth de Sosa, shower curtain ring guy, six bucks and my right nut says we arent anding in chicago, space v 5, steve-martin, stubbsville, Susan Isaacs, Susan Kellermann, Susan Page, Sylvia Vitrungs, take-a-picture-itll-last-longer, the-canadian-mounted, the-sun-run, tony-jamil-cab-corp, troy-evans, Victoria Vanderkloot, walter-cronkite-moon-ring, Wendy Lee Avon, what-if-the-shoe-was-on-the-other-foot-id-go-barefoot, William Windo