What does a panda know about Kung Fu? That's what we're about to find out. 
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a real warrior never quits, almond cookies, bean buns, bill farmer, blackhoof boar clan leader voice, chorh gom prison, demon mountain, dragon scroll, dragon warrior, fat butt, flabby arms, flabby panda, i just tweaked his facial nerve and may have accidentally stopped his heart, if we dont try well never know will we, im not a big fat panda im thee big fat panda, iron ox and his blades of death, it hurt but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life being me, it takes years to develop ones flexibility and years more to apply it in combat, ive only seen paintings of that painting, jade palace, kung fu panda, leaning how to make tofu, martial arts, master flying rhinos armor with authentic battle damage, master mantis voice as brian t delany, master oogway, master oogway voice as gregory s baldwin, master viper, nerve attack, noodle cart, noodle dream, one way in one way out one thousand guards and one prisoner, oogway, po, pool of sacred tears, queen crocodile, rabbit voice as kath e soucie, sacred hall of warriors, secret to limitless power, she fu, shefu, shi fu, shifu, ska doosh, tai long, tai lung, the birthplace of kung fu, the dragon warrior fell out of sky on a ball of fire, the furious five, the invisible trident of destiny, the legendary urn of whispering warriors said to contain the souls of the entire tenshu army, the mark of a true hero is humility, the real dragon warrior is coming home, the secret of the dragon scroll, the sword of heroes said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it, the thousand scrolls of kung fu, the true path to victory is find your opponents weakness and use it against him, there is just news there is no good or bad, there is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness, there is now a level zero, theres no such thing as level zero, to make something special you just have to believe its special, uguay, ugway, utter disregard for personal hygiene, vulture voice as steven jay blum, wang chow, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears, who am i to judge a warrior based on his size look at me, who denied me my destiny, woo shee finger hold, yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why it is called the present, you have brought peace to this valley and to me, you will be able to hear a butterflies wing beat
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