Whats good people we got Matteo Lane at camp today to give his best dating advice, why dudes love the roman empire, and why the gays love Mariah Carey. Matteo is a great comic and an even better dude. WELCOME TO CAMP!Edited and Produced by:  @99OvrAll    Thanks to Morgan and Morgan ZippexBlue chew for supporting the greatest show everTimecodes00:00 Intro01:21 Matteo being a clean freak02:50 Mark’s laundry snafu + absent mindedness05:30 Coffee anxiety, Mummy complex + incessant cleaning08:30 Do your job properly! Couch Dr to the rescue12:00 20s are overrated + Matteo is world famous17:00 Liza Minelli + St Patrick’s is horrific in Chicago22:00 Horse meds, three peat covid + spicy feast26:20 Maria Callas + impact of music videos34:45 Mark’s 1st concert + Mark’s dad42:27 $4k bed, sleep pee + Pit bull prejudice49:50 Happy endings for dogs52:00 Sub, Top + Bottom, advance special55:38 Relationship advice - nudies etiquette1:01:30 Video games, Fortnite + Tears of the Kingdom1:08:35 No women at gay bars1:12:30 Philosophical hypothetical - who is the worst?1:19:30 Roman Empire dominance + Italian sign language1:25:40 Mariah Carey is Matteo’s Roman Empire1:30:00 Barbra Streisand is that guy1:36:57 Stuck in elevator + Mariah’s whistle tones + insane ability1:45:00 Celine battle 1:49:14 Paws up for Lady Gaga1:52:15 Coming out, family support + being a gay comedian1:58:30 Matteo on Broadway? + theatre kids are the worst