Hey 2019.  You were pretty buckwild and messed a lot of people's stuff up, but if we're being honesty here... you were pretty good to us.  So, thanks, but let's make room for 2020 now, baby.  Topics include not having sex on New Year's Eve (cheers!), Ralph Wiggum and your other precious children, Niall lies about surfing in Ireland, booty call babysitting, being boring, the winner of the Niall Joke Award is announced, getting bored of your naked partner, tactical break up timing, and a pegging situation.