TODAY: We cover some of the myriad ways the west is speed-running 9/11 amid Israel's war on Gaza--including boisterous talk from the president about how easy it would be for us to manage two simultaneous wars The nation is also gripped by Paraglider Panic, as men, women, and Donald Trump Jr. divulge their fears of being attacked from the skies. Megyn Kelly goes on the offensive and rightfully shames Alicia Keys for expressing an interest in paragliding while wearing a green (Hamas) jacket Finally: Chicago looks at starting a city-run grocery store to fill the gaps left by the big-box retailers leaving the area. We talk through the idea and have some fun watching the right-wing confront an actual left-wing project for once.