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Phil Hanley Was A Male Model?! | Your Mom's House Ep.685: Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off debating some Would You Rathers, find out some plus sized models weren't let into a night club, and Tom reacts to his interview with Quentin Tarantino. Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Phil Hanley who has a comedy special available now on YouTube called "Ooh La La." They talk about hecklers, Phil's modeling career, posting standing up comedy, and Dyslexia. They watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some new stuff from RPC, and discuss Ted Cruz and Justin Trudeau. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

111 min listen

671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! The mommies talk about leaving Los Angeles for good, condiments, and watch some FedSmoker vibes from a cool guy in the UK! The mommies discuss food/drinks they don't like that they think they should, what cool things Hungary is up to, and find one of the coolest tailors in Hong Kong! We then review Christina's research on Henry Cavill, deal breakers when dating 10's, and Niagara Falls. The mommies share their love for the new Jackass movie, John Meehan, and fat phobia in super hero movies. We then wrap up with taking a look at Christina's latest TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

104 min listen

Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713: Welcome to another action packed episode of Your Moms house Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P! There’s too much disrespect coming from the booth, we have a “Who Done It” mystery, and we get tips from a cool guy and where to get the best wife! The main mommies review the old school Batman movie with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Horrible or Hilarious, and McDonalds AND Enny discovers that being healthy is NOT cap!We then welcome comedian, influencer, and newest addition to YMH Studios, Lauren Compton! We go over Tom’s red flags when he started dating Christina, the main mommy’s 15 year anniversary coming up, and Gen Z’s newest slang! Lauren talks about getting cheated on, we watch Kevin Samuels, talk about revenge d*ck and run through some cool guys! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

90 min listen

Torturing Tom's Mom w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep.691: Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Tom’s mom, Charo, this week! They discuss their recent trip to Hawaii, their feelings about Tom’s beard trim, and Charo’s famous fart! Tim and Christine also debate who burped first on a recent episode. Charo and The Main Mommies also get into a heated debate about a necklace that was gifted to Charo, and bring Tom’s sister, Jane, to settle it. They watch a cool puke clip, some Horrible or Hilarious videos, an update from their favorite drunk cool guy, and much more! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

119 min listen

660 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: JEANS UP!! This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their shared sickness, CP’s J glasses, bad roommates, “Top Gun,” Laverne Cox’s Barbie and the new renditions of Ken. They watch a video of a guy giving very cool weight loss advice, and respond to emails from a candidate to be Tom’s Italian best friend, an elevator mechanic weighing in on CP getting stuck and an analysis of Garth Brooks’ strange Ukraine video. Plus, Christina has a dental update, and there is a YMH exclusive - the Main Mommies have to give away their dog, Bitsy. They call Tom’s mom, Charo, who they are giving her to. CP also reveals she’s recently had several Pazsitzky Effects, and they wrap up watching a batch of TikToks. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

96 min listen

684 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We take a stroll down memory lane with cool guys and cool parents. We open the show with cool announcements, review some cool vroom vrooms, and Mike Pence calling his wife “Mother.” Tom shows us one of the saddest things to come from the hurricane, we see a cool campaign video, and Christina shares a Pazsitzky Effect related to browning, and we learn about “R” Plates. We try to check in with Kiersten again about her teeth, Tom shares some upsetting videos with Christina, and discuss the talent that came from In Living Color. We then take a look at an intense cool guy and wrap up with a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

108 min listen

Is YMH Garbage? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 703: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with a clip of our favorite drunk guy, we talk about how hard it is to be a drunk, drugs, NASCAR and Joe Rogan's new Austin comedy club The Comedy Mothership. We revisit Blind Bob, watch Dr. Now yell at some big patients, talk about one of the pickiest eaters they've encountered, and share stories of their wild kids. Then, we welcome comedians and co-hosts of the podcast Are You Garbage, H. Foley and Kevin Ryan! We talk wash cloths, hygiene, introduce the guys to Blind Bob and give Christina a pop quiz on Cheetahs and Leopards. They talk about garbage food tendencies, garbage education and review Christina's TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

120 min listen

YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709: It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

81 min listen

Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729: On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina ask Joe List about the argument he had with Bert and we get to hear his side of the story. They also expose him to the classic cool guys of YMH, some new inmate pen-pal videos, and another batch of Christina's TikToks. The three talk about swingers, isolation, sitting on cakes, and what it's like to watch yourself do comedy. Before Joe's segment, Tom talks about the joys of torturing Charo and cold plunges. Also, they may have found a new cool guy in Jesse Peterson. Ta ta there! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

111 min listen

High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725: It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new stand-up material, bribing Charo to come on the podcast, the difference between Labor Day and Memorial Day, the Spanish soccer coach who kissed his player on the lips, and much more! They pay tribute to Jimmy Buffett and read the lyrics to a little-known song of his, and watch a video of a cool dude who claims he had homosexual relations with Barack Obama. Dan Soder joins the Main Mommies to discuss missing smoking cigarettes, getting drunk and high on stage, hanging with Dave Chappelle, free climbing, and cave diving, getting hurt as a kid, and much more! They watch New York’s cool new gender training video, some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Tom shares his infamous horse video. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

97 min listen

661 - Frankie Quinones - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: The Main Mommies are then joined by “Cholo Fit” Creeper. They discuss how Cholo Fit started, LA cholos, vasectomies, how to find motivation, and the fact that cholos are actually romantic. Jean and Jean run Creeper through all of the classic cholo clips including the Gangbangers in Syria and some of Christina’s chola ’Toks. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

129 min listen

Goodbye Chicago, Hello China | Adventures in Motherhood by Atomic Moms

41 min listen

Breaking Beds w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 710: JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode, Tom and Christina recap their time in Europe, look at one of the coolest guys they’ve ever found who was featured on the Humans of New York Instagram page, who is utilizing the Rub Rub Rub Guy’s techniques, get an update about the Enny vs. Ryan basketball game, and discuss Tom's new soundboard. They watch videos of a 56 year old virgin, a cool Swedish sex guy, and an update from Dan Pena. Comedian Steph Tolev joins the Main Mommies to discuss the time an audience member threw a chair at her from the audience, her wild dating life, and much more! They introduce her to the Humans of New York cool guy, and run her through some classic YMH videos and Christina’s TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

126 min listen

675 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P give an update on the mommy who cleaned Garth Brooks’ jet, discuss gift giving, recap the car accident Christina got into, and reveal that they’ve been in contact with the cool Hong Kong tailor. They watch videos of a dude explaining why guys don’t want an “alpha female,” some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, a cool message to Enny, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and they revisit YMH All-Star Uncle Terry! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

94 min listen

Sheila Stories -- #28 -- Last Beach Day with storyteller Pat Kelly: The Sheila Stories #028 -- Last Beach Day In the final Sheila story, Last Beach Day, the narrator Thomas finally enters the stage on the beach at Cape May. Well, my friends, as I said in the last episode, we’ve come a long way in the series, all the... by SunLit Story Time

37 min listen

Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715: HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” issues plus sized people have when traveling, cool mid-life hobbies that Tom and Christina can pick up, and more! The YMH staff basketball game between Enny and Ryan is over! You can watch the video on YouTube right now! The Main Mommies and the boys in the booth recap the game, everything that went into preparing for it, and the upcoming reward for the winner. Adam Friedland is a comedian and the host of “The Adam Friedland Show.” He joins Todd and Christine to talk about living in New York City, meeting Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese, and how a joke about Ice Spice made him come between Taylor Swift and boyfriend Matty Healy. They watch a series of videos of cool girls, weird guys traveling the world to date, a very cool horse video, and Christina’s TikTok cu by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

134 min listen

667 - Bobby Lee & Khalyla Kuhn- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: JEANS UP!! This week, the Main Mommies discuss RPC’s charity, serial killers, being broke in college, and surviving the heat as a goth. Also, Christina’s keeping the goth look. They watch a shocking new video from Unk Shine, a clip of a dude’s broken arm that never healed, a cool guy with a satanic puppet, and play a round of “Drugs or Mental Illness?” Bobby Lee and Khalyla Kuhn join Todd and Christine to discuss their recent break up, the future of TigerBelly, CP’s birthday party, life in Austin, Texas, Trash Tuesday, Bobby’s resemblance to the BTK killer, and much more! Bobby and Khalyla watch some “Horrible or Hillarious” videos, the “Ball Kick Master,” some cool mukbangs, and the classic pup play clips. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

122 min listen

Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704: PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.” Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “Sounds Like Bruce,” life as a dad, dating in the modern age, Vespas, and much more! Tim and Crystal introduce Jay to Blind Bob, teach him about narcissistic game, and show his some of Christina’s TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

117 min listen

Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707: On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years! Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

141 min listen

Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728: I Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday, a cool motivational guy, Blind Bob, the Columbia Guy, Horrible or Hilarious, Inmate pen pals, Daddy Demarkco, TikToks, Tom’s Liquid Death Commercial, and try to show her Kevin Leonardo’s infamous Nair video. They also run her through the best fan-made memes from her last appearance, and discuss the catering they got for her birthday, Charo’s old French lover, Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect, and the new thing Charo wants: veneers. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

105 min listen

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362: America's-Birthday Forcenings!: We're celebrating our independence from quality by making each other watch "American" shows. by Extra Hot Great: This Week In TV

58 min listen

Lauren Speed And Cameron Hamilton: This week, we take a bit of a detour from the "usge" as we talk to, as Naomi calls them, "the hot version of us", yes that's right Lauren Speed and Cameron Hamilton, two the stars of the Netflix reality show Love is Blind! Laur... by Couples Therapy

62 min listen

Feels Like Home w/ Ali Macofsky | Where My Moms At? Ep. 182: This week Christina P is joined by fellow comedian, Ali Macofsky. Ali and the Main Mommy are honest about their thoughts on the poly life and sex preferences. Ali fills Christina in on her life as a youthful woman: reading comments about herself, threesomes, and therapy. They have big revelations regarding therapy and relationships. Christina tells the story of her journey on reality tv in the '90s. Ali is inducted into being a Mommy by having a "Disgusting Off" with Christina. We'll let you be the judge of the winner. Ali and Christina wrap up this episode with some Follow Ups on Fun Traumas and Vag Driers. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

75 min listen

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Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733: Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE! Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

100 min listen

The First Time w/ Scarecrow and Mrs. King: What TV show shall we cover for our first time? How about the pilot of Scarecrow and Mrs. King, starring Kate Jackson and Bruce Boxleitner? Susan and Sharon talk about the show, the stars, and the mysteries of this hit 1983 TV action-comedy drama.... by 80s TV Ladies

63 min listen

371 What Was Your Favorite Toy as a Child?: From childhood memories to societal gender norms, Tom & Ashna explore the influence of the 60s TV show, "I Dream of Jeannie," and how iconic toys like Barbie dolls and G.I. Joe figures have evolved to better reflect society's diversity. We... by Tom Rhodes Smart Camp

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