Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704 | Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura Podcast

662 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! The main mommies discuss Top Gun, Christina getting non stop compliments on her pants, working casino gigs, and the grief cruise they're going to take. Then we watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips involving lions, bike tricks, dance battles and cowboys. We talk about browning abroad, disgusting pig habits, Kim Cattrall bringing the cringe, and kiss greetings in different cultures. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

104 min listen

Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726: I Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, attractive men who marry blah women, embracing anti-social behavior, and more! They watch videos of a guy explaining why girls with big butts smell, new videos from the Columbia guy, and some more educational videos. It’s a sad day at Studio Jeans, long-time producer Nadav Itzkowitz is leaving the Jean Team. He sits down with the Main Mommies to discuss his time with the show, what’s going to happen with the marathon, and what next is in store for him. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

84 min listen

Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708: It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants. Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

125 min listen

North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.” We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible or hilarious clips, cool people promoting the Philippines and North Korea. Tom talks about meeting Jason Mamoa, we see a roommate from hell, how Duncan got into the Comedy Store, and a cool guy that gives tips to dudes on how to pick up women. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

86 min listen

Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729: On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina ask Joe List about the argument he had with Bert and we get to hear his side of the story. They also expose him to the classic cool guys of YMH, some new inmate pen-pal videos, and another batch of Christina's TikToks. The three talk about swingers, isolation, sitting on cakes, and what it's like to watch yourself do comedy. Before Joe's segment, Tom talks about the joys of torturing Charo and cold plunges. Also, they may have found a new cool guy in Jesse Peterson. Ta ta there! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

111 min listen

673 - Sam Morril - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: It's the most high and tight day of the Mom week! On this episode, Tom Segura and Christina P talk about the port-a-potty situation they're dealing with, Brad Pitt's cool nicknames, and meeting Gene Simmons from Kiss. We then welcome podcaster and stand up comedian, Sam Morril! Go check out his new Netflix special "Same Time Tomorrow" streaming RIGHT NOW! Sam and the mommies discuss consuming adult videos at a young age, being able to make something funny on stage, Magic Johnson's Instagram account, and all the celebrity wives that stayed with their husbands after their controversies went public. They talk about an episode of Law and Order SVU that Sam inspired, Tom reports on super cool CEO Dan Price, and Sam talks about getting attacked on stage. Tom talks about a charismatic waiter he had over the weekend who faked being Italian, we revisit some fun stuff from Kevin Samuels, and Sam talks about his new podcast "Ga by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

117 min listen

Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706 by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

112 min listen

684 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We take a stroll down memory lane with cool guys and cool parents. We open the show with cool announcements, review some cool vroom vrooms, and Mike Pence calling his wife “Mother.” Tom shows us one of the saddest things to come from the hurricane, we see a cool campaign video, and Christina shares a Pazsitzky Effect related to browning, and we learn about “R” Plates. We try to check in with Kiersten again about her teeth, Tom shares some upsetting videos with Christina, and discuss the talent that came from In Living Color. We then take a look at an intense cool guy and wrap up with a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

108 min listen

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166 min listen

Ep. 165 - What A Dreamboat w/ Nick Simmons - Where My Moms At w/ Christina P: This week we have hardcore mommy and son of Rock N' Roll royalty, Nick Simmons! He talks about being raised by his parents Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed, having his childhood televised on a reality show, and struggling with living a normal life. Nick talks about the things he learned from his dad and what it's like to experience the last tour that Kiss will ever go on. Nick shares with Christina what his journey to adulthood was like and how funny and Jewish his dad really is. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

105 min listen

660 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: JEANS UP!! This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their shared sickness, CP’s J glasses, bad roommates, “Top Gun,” Laverne Cox’s Barbie and the new renditions of Ken. They watch a video of a guy giving very cool weight loss advice, and respond to emails from a candidate to be Tom’s Italian best friend, an elevator mechanic weighing in on CP getting stuck and an analysis of Garth Brooks’ strange Ukraine video. Plus, Christina has a dental update, and there is a YMH exclusive - the Main Mommies have to give away their dog, Bitsy. They call Tom’s mom, Charo, who they are giving her to. CP also reveals she’s recently had several Pazsitzky Effects, and they wrap up watching a batch of TikToks. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

96 min listen

Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715: HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” issues plus sized people have when traveling, cool mid-life hobbies that Tom and Christina can pick up, and more! The YMH staff basketball game between Enny and Ryan is over! You can watch the video on YouTube right now! The Main Mommies and the boys in the booth recap the game, everything that went into preparing for it, and the upcoming reward for the winner. Adam Friedland is a comedian and the host of “The Adam Friedland Show.” He joins Todd and Christine to talk about living in New York City, meeting Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese, and how a joke about Ice Spice made him come between Taylor Swift and boyfriend Matty Healy. They watch a series of videos of cool girls, weird guys traveling the world to date, a very cool horse video, and Christina’s TikTok cu by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

134 min listen

682 - Stavros Halkias - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: YOU BET I’M COMING UP IN MAY!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the worst dates they went on when they were single, whether they would ever have a threesome, the worst parts of being in their 20s, and more! They watch a video of a cool guy who urges men to go to the Philippines. Plus, Tom was on the local news in Erie, PA because of comments he made about the city on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Joe Rogan Stavros Halkias is a comedian and podcaster. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his sexy Instagram posts, why men hook up with unattractive women, and Rocco Siffredi. He also gets introduced to all the classic members of the Cool Guy Club! Revisiting the cool guys prompts the question: Which cool guy would Christina bang?, which they explore in much detail. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

127 min listen

ep 21: Britt Robertson: Rising star Britt Robertson (MOTHER'S DAY, TOMORROWLAND, THE LONGEST RIDE) joins Anna and Sim for another fun-filled episode of “Unqualified.” Anna, Britt and Sim discuss why actors tend to date other actors and why becoming a yoga instructor is... by Anna Faris Is Unqualified

78 min listen

ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711: On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing marketing, and discuss Tom’s new special “Sledgehammer,” his VRT combat, and whether or not erectile dysfunction is cap. Also, people are still messing up Bert’s name! They watch clips of a Good Morning America host and Mark Wahlberg flubbing his name, and they have an email from someone who knew Blind Bob! Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the Main Mommies to weigh in on the “ED is Cap” debate, discuss his fat era and new special taping. Todd and Christine introduce Stav to classic cool guys Uncle Terry, Norm Summerton, Joe, and Tony Johns. Plus, Stav shares a super cool video he found himself! They wrap up by discussing Rex from Humans of New York and Mantak Chia’s “Rub Rub Rub” video. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

104 min listen

The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719: WHAT’S UP CHOMOS? It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Sarah Tiana. They discuss working at an amusement park, the importance of dental work, utilizing sleep tape, college football, Sex and the City, and much more! The Main Mommies introduce her to Rex from Humans of New York and Daddy Demarkco, show her videos of a girl getting a very cool neck tattoo, a ride operator prankster, a potentially racist cat, and Christina’s TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

84 min listen

Phil Hanley Was A Male Model?! | Your Mom's House Ep.685: Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off debating some Would You Rathers, find out some plus sized models weren't let into a night club, and Tom reacts to his interview with Quentin Tarantino. Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Phil Hanley who has a comedy special available now on YouTube called "Ooh La La." They talk about hecklers, Phil's modeling career, posting standing up comedy, and Dyslexia. They watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some new stuff from RPC, and discuss Ted Cruz and Justin Trudeau. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

111 min listen

Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713: Welcome to another action packed episode of Your Moms house Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P! There’s too much disrespect coming from the booth, we have a “Who Done It” mystery, and we get tips from a cool guy and where to get the best wife! The main mommies review the old school Batman movie with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Horrible or Hilarious, and McDonalds AND Enny discovers that being healthy is NOT cap!We then welcome comedian, influencer, and newest addition to YMH Studios, Lauren Compton! We go over Tom’s red flags when he started dating Christina, the main mommy’s 15 year anniversary coming up, and Gen Z’s newest slang! Lauren talks about getting cheated on, we watch Kevin Samuels, talk about revenge d*ck and run through some cool guys! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

90 min listen

86 - Britt Hockley's $1000 airport DRAMAS, Ryan Gallagher's explosive Charlotte Crosby BOMBSHELL, and Danny Hayes' terrifying Big Brother MELTDOWN! by So Dramatic! with Megan Pustetto

52 min listen

How NOT To Get Laid w/ Robert Iler | Where My Moms At? Ep. 210: This week Christina P is joined by one of her favorite people and host of the new podcast, Not Today Pal, Rob Iler! Christina sings Rob and Jamie's praises about their dynamic on their podcast, Not Today Pal. Rob and Christina revisit the bloody sheets phenomenon from last time Rob was on the show. This time Christina comes prepared with a theory that Rob is not down with. For the rest of the show Christina absolutely repulses Rob with the characters she finds on TikTok. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

33 min listen

678 - Steve-O - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We start the episode with admiring Tom's new hair transplant, a cool guy not a fan of American women, and we try to connect with that lady with bad teeth! Then Tom talks about how much he loves the Netflix show on Jeffrey Dahmer, shares some cool artwork of Garth Brooks, and we talk about the Baldwin's 7th child! We then welcome back stuntman, podcaster and comedian, Steve-O! Steve-O talks about what it was like to to film Jackass Forever, a stunt he's been upset about for over 10 years, and writing his new book. Steve-O then talks about CTE, aging gracefully and all the stunts that got him banned from certain places! We then wrap up with showing him Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

122 min listen

Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733: Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE! Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

100 min listen

Winking At Strangers w/ Sarah Tiana | Where My Moms At? Ep. 204: This week Christina is joined by comedian and long time friend, Sarah Tiana. Christina and Sarah have been in the comedy game together for a long time. They talk about what it was like being some of the few women fighting to make it in the stand-up biz. Not only does Sarah do stand-up comedy, but also writing, specifically for roasts and screenplays. Sarah talks a little about what its like being a woman in the writing room, as well as what goes into writing jokes for celebrity roasts. Christina and Sarah give us a little taste of the hot gossip that goes down in the comedy scene. Both being moms of boys, Sarah and Christina trade tips on how to get little monsters to do what you want them to do. Success not guaranteed! They wrap up the episode with a couple vag dryers. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

70 min listen

671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! The mommies talk about leaving Los Angeles for good, condiments, and watch some FedSmoker vibes from a cool guy in the UK! The mommies discuss food/drinks they don't like that they think they should, what cool things Hungary is up to, and find one of the coolest tailors in Hong Kong! We then review Christina's research on Henry Cavill, deal breakers when dating 10's, and Niagara Falls. The mommies share their love for the new Jackass movie, John Meehan, and fat phobia in super hero movies. We then wrap up with taking a look at Christina's latest TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

104 min listen

Ep. 140 - Warm Your Wax - Where My Moms At w/ Christina: On this week's episode of WMMA, Christina P and the Booth Boys watch Josh Ruben's Instagram sketches, and discuss ways to make candles last longer, raw cookie dough, Paul Simon's "Graceland," mammograms, and stick deodorant. They wrap up by responding to listener-submitted Pazsitzky Effects. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

70 min listen

Mugshot Matchmaking w/ Trevor Wallace | Your Mom's House Ep. 737: JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a classic New York interaction, a celebration of black swimmers, a woman with a great smile, and another professional chiropractor. Comedian Trevor Wallace enters the Mommy Dome and is excited to be back in Austin! They talk about his new comedy special "Pterodactyl" on Amazon, the dearly departed Vine app, TikTok tramps, and a famous Randy Johnson pitch. Tom and Christina then introduce Trevor to some Idaho inmates and he introduces them to the ladies of Mugshawtys, before they get into some clips featuring murder house dollhouses, the Prime Minister of Morocco, and the health benefits of urine. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

106 min listen

High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725: It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new stand-up material, bribing Charo to come on the podcast, the difference between Labor Day and Memorial Day, the Spanish soccer coach who kissed his player on the lips, and much more! They pay tribute to Jimmy Buffett and read the lyrics to a little-known song of his, and watch a video of a cool dude who claims he had homosexual relations with Barack Obama. Dan Soder joins the Main Mommies to discuss missing smoking cigarettes, getting drunk and high on stage, hanging with Dave Chappelle, free climbing, and cave diving, getting hurt as a kid, and much more! They watch New York’s cool new gender training video, some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Tom shares his infamous horse video. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

97 min listen

563 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Tom and Christina are doing a LIVE podcast COMPLETELY uncensored, un-blurred, and with VERY special guests. Get your tickets to this virtual event happening August 14 @ 5pm PST here: SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

153 min listen

YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709: It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

81 min listen

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