The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719 | Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura Podcast

Mugshot Matchmaking w/ Trevor Wallace | Your Mom's House Ep. 737: JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a classic New York interaction, a celebration of black swimmers, a woman with a great smile, and another professional chiropractor. Comedian Trevor Wallace enters the Mommy Dome and is excited to be back in Austin! They talk about his new comedy special "Pterodactyl" on Amazon, the dearly departed Vine app, TikTok tramps, and a famous Randy Johnson pitch. Tom and Christina then introduce Trevor to some Idaho inmates and he introduces them to the ladies of Mugshawtys, before they get into some clips featuring murder house dollhouses, the Prime Minister of Morocco, and the health benefits of urine. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

106 min listen

Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733: Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE! Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

100 min listen

Jesse Lee Peterson Insanity w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 735: This week Tom Segura and Christina P welcome Ryan Sickler back to the Mommy Dome for Thanksgiving! Tom addresses torturing Charo, admiring the beauty of David Beckham, and broken looking flight attendants. Christina also chimes in with some old journal memories and matching couples outfits. We also get announcements for the upcoming event comedy special "69 Minutes" and new tour dates for both Tom and Christina! The main mommies are then joined by comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler! They catch up and talk about what he's been up, the new podcast he's launching soon, Dennis Rodman, and dangerous student drivers. They move into clip territory and watch some clips from some chiropractors and highlights from Ryan Sickler's appearance on Jesse Lee Peterson's show. Finally we see the return of Christina's Curations and get some classics from the world of TikTok! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

106 min listen

662 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! The main mommies discuss Top Gun, Christina getting non stop compliments on her pants, working casino gigs, and the grief cruise they're going to take. Then we watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips involving lions, bike tricks, dance battles and cowboys. We talk about browning abroad, disgusting pig habits, Kim Cattrall bringing the cringe, and kiss greetings in different cultures. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

104 min listen

Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704: PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.” Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “Sounds Like Bruce,” life as a dad, dating in the modern age, Vespas, and much more! Tim and Crystal introduce Jay to Blind Bob, teach him about narcissistic game, and show his some of Christina’s TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

117 min listen

Trailer Trash Tammy w/ Chelcie Lynn | Your Mom's House Ep. 697: JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why you can’t burp in space, Tom’s experience at the Daytona 500, Instagram models, and gives an update on his basketball game against Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter. They watch videos of a dude explaining how to clean up before a girl comes over, and some listener-submitted videos of saying “I love you” at drive thrus. Chelcie Lynn joins the Main Mommies to discuss creating her character Trailer Trash Tammy, her upbringing in Oklahoma, Hilaria Baldwin, farts, the music Tim and Christine play for their kids, sleeping masks, Pazsitzky Effects, and much more! They wrap up by watching a batch a CP’s TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

107 min listen

North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.” We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible or hilarious clips, cool people promoting the Philippines and North Korea. Tom talks about meeting Jason Mamoa, we see a roommate from hell, how Duncan got into the Comedy Store, and a cool guy that gives tips to dudes on how to pick up women. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

86 min listen

Vagabond Vacations | Your Mom's House Ep. 740 by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

95 min listen

Skankfest Drama w/ Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep. 731: This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom opens up the episode by sharing his new favorite show and his thoughts on the hard workers of America at Walmart and coffee shops. Christina and Tom welcome the girls from This Bitch Podcast, Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon, on the pod. They are fresh off the plane from Skankfest in Vegas and they have some stories to tell. Sara and Kim share their latest escapades in between the YMH-style clips Tom and Christina picked out for them. Before wrapping up the episode, the girls were introduced to Jesse Lee Peterson, which caused Kim to have a troubling realization. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

88 min listen

675 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P give an update on the mommy who cleaned Garth Brooks’ jet, discuss gift giving, recap the car accident Christina got into, and reveal that they’ve been in contact with the cool Hong Kong tailor. They watch videos of a dude explaining why guys don’t want an “alpha female,” some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, a cool message to Enny, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and they revisit YMH All-Star Uncle Terry! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

94 min listen

672 - Louis C.K. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: It's another week of Your Mom's House and Tom Segura and Christina P contemplate opening a McDonald's franchise to bring things full circle. We open on a super cool guy at a community town hall, Christina wonders if Tom or the staff ever tasted themselves, and we talk about how much fun YMH Live 8 was. Then the mommies reveal they took the entire staff to Cabo San Lucas after the live show and how Chris Larson absolutely TURNT up, their sweat lodge Temazcal experience, and we get a much needed dental update from the main mommies. Then, we welcome back comedian and podcaster, Ari Shaffir! They discuss the return of Sober October with Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan, the coolest bespoke tailor in Hong Kong, and a YMH Exclusive about an accident Garth Brooks had on his private jet. We run through some Horrible or Hilarious clips, a new hygiene trick to use in the bathroom, and take a look at some TikToks. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

119 min listen

McFlurries and Milk Bones w/ Chase O'Donnell | Where My Moms At? Ep. 209: This week Christina P is joined by comedian and WMMA favorite, Chase O’Donnell! Before jumping into Christina’s TikTok curation of the week, a couple listeners have written in to settle the mayo debate. Christina’s TikToks are really something this week. She’s got kids eating dog treats, cats saving lives, and the Poly lady is back! Chase and Christina are very excited to see that Bama Rush Week is happening and the sorority girls on TikTok are on their A game. Chase gives Christina some insight from her experience in a sorority to help Christina wrap her head around the whole thing. Christina wraps up the episode with a special TikTok she found from a sorority mom. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

36 min listen

671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! The mommies talk about leaving Los Angeles for good, condiments, and watch some FedSmoker vibes from a cool guy in the UK! The mommies discuss food/drinks they don't like that they think they should, what cool things Hungary is up to, and find one of the coolest tailors in Hong Kong! We then review Christina's research on Henry Cavill, deal breakers when dating 10's, and Niagara Falls. The mommies share their love for the new Jackass movie, John Meehan, and fat phobia in super hero movies. We then wrap up with taking a look at Christina's latest TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

104 min listen

Growers Vs. Show-ers w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep. 716: PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss making their Netflix specials, specifically Tom’s newest “Sledgehammer,” middle-aged hobbies, some brown talk, and more! They watch a video of a cool lady giving tips on how to dwell in your vehicle, and a very cool guy named Daddy Demarkco. They also revisit the Humans of New York guy, Rex, who has a new post up, and give him a call to get some tips. Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, and author, whose new book is titled “We’re All in This Together… So Make Some Room”. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss VR games, motorcycles, mid life crises, current politics, slowly turning into your parents, his writing process, and much more! They wrap up by watching a batch of Christina’s TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

103 min listen

677 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Pull those jeans high and tight! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss how Sober October is going, best practices for hugging and kissing in public, and goth rockers ability to still rock like Peter Murphy and Dave Navarro. We get a follow up on the hiccup guy, Tom shares a story about a line cutter, and Christina realizes she can do what she likes to do and accepting how her brain works. We take a look at celebrities with hundreds of millions of followers, debate which celebs have retained (and not retained) their looks over the years, and look at a cool lady having a wellness check done on her. We check in on progressive Hungary and take a look at an overly emotional Lady Gaga over a cancelled show. Chromatica is forever. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

94 min listen

Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693: Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announces to her first brown ever at the studio, he recently getting over vomit, and no one enjoys sneezes more than Tom. We have a cool guy opening clip, a cool Florida realtor, and Tom and Christina have started playing the pushing game again. Then, we see which mommy has nastier flossing habits. We then welcome comedian and godfather of podcasting, Brian Redban from the Joe Rogan Experience and Kill Tony! They talk about the early days of podcasting, supplementing with Testosterone, and hooking up with old people. We discuss some special people, getting cosmetic work done, Sex and The City, a cool double jointed girl, and Ari Shaffir’s very weird body. We revisit the cool guy that hates dating women in America, breastfeeding, and Christina’s latest TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

102 min listen

Evolution of Dads w/ Duncan Trussell | Where My Moms At? Ep. 206: This week Christina P is joined by comedian and long time friend, Duncan Trussell. If there's anyone Christina talk to about her alien conspiracies, its Duncan. Christina and Duncan get philosophical about UAPs, default reality, Ram Dass, and dishwashing at Applebee's. The conversation takes a turn into worldly dangers that these parents are trying to protect their children from like creeps at Schlitterbahn and butthole hair removal videos. The internet is a scary place and what tops it all are the Instagram moms. They try to portray a perfect life, but Duncan sees right through it. The reality is that dads like Duncan and Tom are stressed from all the video games and war content they consume, among other fatherly duties. Equally, Christina relates to the stressed moms, especially the ones with toddlers. They wrap up the episode with the horrifying reality of doctors appointment for your genitalia. Christina and Duncan d by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

83 min listen

Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715: HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” issues plus sized people have when traveling, cool mid-life hobbies that Tom and Christina can pick up, and more! The YMH staff basketball game between Enny and Ryan is over! You can watch the video on YouTube right now! The Main Mommies and the boys in the booth recap the game, everything that went into preparing for it, and the upcoming reward for the winner. Adam Friedland is a comedian and the host of “The Adam Friedland Show.” He joins Todd and Christine to talk about living in New York City, meeting Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese, and how a joke about Ice Spice made him come between Taylor Swift and boyfriend Matty Healy. They watch a series of videos of cool girls, weird guys traveling the world to date, a very cool horse video, and Christina’s TikTok cu by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

134 min listen

Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695: HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, and a girl showing off some awesome farts! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

90 min listen

619 - Shaggy 2 Dope & The Creep - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm CT! Get your tickets at . SPONSORS: - Go to , click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off, up to $10... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

144 min listen

663 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: THE GLOVE IS BACK!! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, sucking at math, CP’s stepfather’s schemes, the new season of “Love on the Spectrum,” and Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect. They watch another video of the cool weight loss coach, a dude explaining about he sues every company he works for, some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, a new clip of Fedsmoker at a city council meeting, an altercation involving a door to door salesman, and an update from the “Machines Within” guy Cutter the Killer Clown. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

97 min listen

Episode 27: Our True Crime Hot Takess by The Midnight Record

50 min listen

Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708: It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants. Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

125 min listen

Our New Favorite Clip | Your Mom's House Ep.689: BINGHOW!! This week, Todd and Christine discuss why they’re nice to unattractive people, the origins of some famous idioms, the celebrities who have gotten the worst plastic surgery, the woman who shot a homeless man who asked her to move her Porsche, and participate in some good old fashioned brown talk. They watch clips of a confrontation in a Starbucks, a woman explaining her face tattoos, Glendale Gary getting arrested, a handful of drunk Cool Guys, a tattooed Charo, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and more! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

95 min listen

No Pain, No Gain w/ Tony Hinchcliffe | Your Mom's House Ep. 718: Welcome back to the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tim and Kirstin try and help dig Nadav out of the hole of negativity he’s found himself in surrounding this marathon, and announce that there will definitely be a punishment under circumstances. We learn from our favorite cool guy who to pick up goth chicks, Gorlock the Destroyer, hear one of Tom’s drunkest stories and we have a HUGE announcement to share: Garth Brooks has completely blocked Tom on Instagram. We then welcome professional roaster, podcaster and comedian: Tony Hinchcliffe! Tony gives some incredibly supportive advice to Nadav, shares some Redban and Joey Diaz stories, and describes the liberty he gets to experience while doing comedy in Austin. They talk about how awesome Austin is (minus all the killings), Demarkco Flemming, and Tony shares his feelings on how terrible Whataburger is. We wrap up the episode with some of Christina’s most fear- by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

106 min listen

Winking At Strangers w/ Sarah Tiana | Where My Moms At? Ep. 204: This week Christina is joined by comedian and long time friend, Sarah Tiana. Christina and Sarah have been in the comedy game together for a long time. They talk about what it was like being some of the few women fighting to make it in the stand-up biz. Not only does Sarah do stand-up comedy, but also writing, specifically for roasts and screenplays. Sarah talks a little about what its like being a woman in the writing room, as well as what goes into writing jokes for celebrity roasts. Christina and Sarah give us a little taste of the hot gossip that goes down in the comedy scene. Both being moms of boys, Sarah and Christina trade tips on how to get little monsters to do what you want them to do. Success not guaranteed! They wrap up the episode with a couple vag dryers. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

70 min listen

National Emergency w/ Kim Congdon and Sara Weinshenk| Where My Mom's At? Ep. 218: This week Christina welcomes comedians and the girls from "This Bitch Podcast", Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon. These wild women keep Christina and all the mommies listening young with their dating stories. Kim and Sara are on the hunt for a man and Christina helps them find the secret sauce of trapping him. They search for the answers from their favorite TikTok queens. The girl talk continues with their fantasy of a Golden Girls mansion, regrettable tattoos, and their dreams of aging like a baddie. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

41 min listen

Aliens Have Arrived | Where My Moms At? Ep. 207: This week Christina P has some updates for you about being a boy mom and her predictions about the aliens. She also addresses a few vag dryers, including marital arts in public, chicken tenders, and Hot Wheels. There is one particular vag dryer that Christina may or may not partake in herself. Christina and the Booth Boys contemplate what their trade would be in prison, as well as what the best modern day baby names are. Thinking about Mom Hacks and Airtagging your kids, Christina is worried about the rate that technology is advancing. Christina comes across a few solid Mom Hack entries, and answers the age old question - What Would Christina P Do? by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

70 min listen

#19 | Those Forking Fangirls XL being confident in scary social settings & stories from the Shadow and Bone premiere! by those F%#KING fangirls

108 min listen

Ep. 128 - Punk Nerds - Where My Moms At w/ Christina P: Christina comes in today all fired up about her Starbucks barista wearing a Star Trek pin on their apron. Are Star Trek nerds different from punk nerds? We get into follow ups about ho bags, boyfriends liking stuff on Instagram, and an update from Jack the Texan! Christina gives some insight on how she teaches her kids what's bad to do and we talk about tiers of groups in high school. We also do our best to answer some WWCPD's about bringing ladies back to your parents house, dealing with a cheating partner, and a cool pie kink. by Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

64 min listen

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