671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura | Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura Podcast

672 - Louis C.K. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: It's another week of Your Mom's House and Tom Segura and Christina P contemplate opening a McDonald's franchise to bring things full circle. We open on a super cool guy at a community town hall, Christina wonders if Tom or the staff ever tasted themselves, and we talk about how much fun YMH Live 8 was. Then the mommies reveal they took the entire staff to Cabo San Lucas after the live show and how Chris Larson absolutely TURNT up, their sweat lodge Temazcal experience, and we get a much needed dental update from the main mommies. Then, we welcome back comedian and podcaster, Ari Shaffir! They discuss the return of Sober October with Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan, the coolest bespoke tailor in Hong Kong, and a YMH Exclusive about an accident Garth Brooks had on his private jet. We run through some Horrible or Hilarious clips, a new hygiene trick to use in the bathroom, and take a look at some TikToks. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

119 min listen

Phil Hanley Was A Male Model?! | Your Mom's House Ep.685: Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off debating some Would You Rathers, find out some plus sized models weren't let into a night club, and Tom reacts to his interview with Quentin Tarantino. Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Phil Hanley who has a comedy special available now on YouTube called "Ooh La La." They talk about hecklers, Phil's modeling career, posting standing up comedy, and Dyslexia. They watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some new stuff from RPC, and discuss Ted Cruz and Justin Trudeau. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

111 min listen

661 - Frankie Quinones - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: The Main Mommies are then joined by “Cholo Fit” Creeper. They discuss how Cholo Fit started, LA cholos, vasectomies, how to find motivation, and the fact that cholos are actually romantic. Jean and Jean run Creeper through all of the classic cholo clips including the Gangbangers in Syria and some of Christina’s chola ’Toks. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

129 min listen

619 - Shaggy 2 Dope & The Creep - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm CT! Get your tickets at . SPONSORS: - Go to , click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off, up to $10... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

144 min listen

Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715: HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” issues plus sized people have when traveling, cool mid-life hobbies that Tom and Christina can pick up, and more! The YMH staff basketball game between Enny and Ryan is over! You can watch the video on YouTube right now! The Main Mommies and the boys in the booth recap the game, everything that went into preparing for it, and the upcoming reward for the winner. Adam Friedland is a comedian and the host of “The Adam Friedland Show.” He joins Todd and Christine to talk about living in New York City, meeting Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese, and how a joke about Ice Spice made him come between Taylor Swift and boyfriend Matty Healy. They watch a series of videos of cool girls, weird guys traveling the world to date, a very cool horse video, and Christina’s TikTok cu by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

134 min listen

What Are Your Charges? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 724: We’re Home Here Now for a new episode of YMH!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P watch a cool video of a guy explaining why women in their 40s taste better, another dude who got busted sniffing butts in a bookstore, plus they meet some sweet Idaho inmates who are looking for penpals. Kevin Ryan and H Foley from the “Are You Garbage?” podcast join the Main Mommies to discuss Ozempic, public vs. private meals, getting bribed as a juror, if Christina is Garbage, and why Lauren Compton definitely is, and more! Todd and Christine introduce the boys to their prison pen pals and they play a fun game of “Guess The Charges!” They wrap up by watching some fun “Horrible or Hilarious” videos. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

90 min listen

Double Soul Shaman w/ Josh Potter & Will Blunderfield | Your Mom's House Ep. 750 by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

121 min listen

675 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P give an update on the mommy who cleaned Garth Brooks’ jet, discuss gift giving, recap the car accident Christina got into, and reveal that they’ve been in contact with the cool Hong Kong tailor. They watch videos of a dude explaining why guys don’t want an “alpha female,” some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, a cool message to Enny, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and they revisit YMH All-Star Uncle Terry! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

94 min listen

Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699: Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your dad, where the most loads get spilled, some of the worst tattoos you've EVER seen, and Dhar Mann's actors protesting. Christina argues a bold defense strategy for Leonardo DiCaprio, they discuss Jonah Hill's Netflix documentary "Stutz," and we follow up on the roommate from hell. We watch a super cool Chiro adjustment, see more mommies telling their baristas they love them, Starbucks, TikToks and Nature is Metal. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

105 min listen

Hate From YMH w/ Mark Normand and Caitlin Campbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 751 by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

130 min listen

Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708: It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants. Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina! by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

125 min listen

St. Trinian’s: Mo and Christina take on their 159th film, 2007’s St. Trinian’s! Join them as they discuss deranged school girls, Camila and Geoffrey’s steamy romance, and the teenage yearning for crime. Our Patreon is LIVE! https://www.patreon.com/movies... by Movies That Raised Us

98 min listen

Cruel Intentions: Mo and Christina take on their 142nd movie, the 1999 classic Cruel Intentions. Join them as they discuss teenage manipulation, Sarah Michelle Gellar Supremacy, and the nuances of sexual politics. Our Patreon is LIVE! https://www.patreon.com/movi... by Movies That Raised Us

125 min listen

678 - Steve-O - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We start the episode with admiring Tom's new hair transplant, a cool guy not a fan of American women, and we try to connect with that lady with bad teeth! Then Tom talks about how much he loves the Netflix show on Jeffrey Dahmer, shares some cool artwork of Garth Brooks, and we talk about the Baldwin's 7th child! We then welcome back stuntman, podcaster and comedian, Steve-O! Steve-O talks about what it was like to to film Jackass Forever, a stunt he's been upset about for over 10 years, and writing his new book. Steve-O then talks about CTE, aging gracefully and all the stunts that got him banned from certain places! We then wrap up with showing him Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

122 min listen

Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693: Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announces to her first brown ever at the studio, he recently getting over vomit, and no one enjoys sneezes more than Tom. We have a cool guy opening clip, a cool Florida realtor, and Tom and Christina have started playing the pushing game again. Then, we see which mommy has nastier flossing habits. We then welcome comedian and godfather of podcasting, Brian Redban from the Joe Rogan Experience and Kill Tony! They talk about the early days of podcasting, supplementing with Testosterone, and hooking up with old people. We discuss some special people, getting cosmetic work done, Sex and The City, a cool double jointed girl, and Ari Shaffir’s very weird body. We revisit the cool guy that hates dating women in America, breastfeeding, and Christina’s latest TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

102 min listen

Drive Me Crazy: Mo and Christina take on their 144th rewatch, the 1999 classic Drive Me Crazy. Join them as they discuss mystery orange powder, high school party culture, and Beverage Kings. Our Patreon is LIVE! https://www.patreon.com/moviesthatraisedus We ... by Movies That Raised Us

111 min listen

Kiki’s Delivery Service: Welcome to Pod Girl Summer! Put on some sunscreen, grab some iced tea, lay out and relax while we recap all your favourite summer flicks! Mo and Christina take on their final pod girl summer flick, 1989's Kiki’s Delivery Service. Join t... by Movies That Raised Us

100 min listen

662 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! The main mommies discuss Top Gun, Christina getting non stop compliments on her pants, working casino gigs, and the grief cruise they're going to take. Then we watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips involving lions, bike tricks, dance battles and cowboys. We talk about browning abroad, disgusting pig habits, Kim Cattrall bringing the cringe, and kiss greetings in different cultures. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

104 min listen

631 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: YMH Live 7 is now available! Watch the stream this Thanksgiving Weekend while you still can! Get your tickets here: CHICAGO! Come see Tom live on his birthday, April 16! Presale starts this Wednesday at 10am local time. Get tickets at and use... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

99 min listen

North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.” We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible or hilarious clips, cool people promoting the Philippines and North Korea. Tom talks about meeting Jason Mamoa, we see a roommate from hell, how Duncan got into the Comedy Store, and a cool guy that gives tips to dudes on how to pick up women. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

86 min listen

Tortured By Your Kids w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep.690: Pull those jeans up because Tim and Kristin are back in the Mommy Dome and they still refuse to use wash cloths. Christina can read Tom's body better than Tom as we get into brown talk, we open the show with a cool opening clip, and the mommies share their contempt for people who drink as a hobby. Christina proposes some Would You Rathers and they discuss the stinkiest people in their lives. We then welcome standup comedian and podcaster Tom Papa! Check out his new special "What a Day" on Netflix! They talk about growing up, freak athletic strength, head shots and working as a comedian. The Mommies and Papa trade stories about their kids, quality gift giving, don't save things for special occasions, and we see Christina's latest curation of TikToks featuring snakes, piercings, and PCOS. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

126 min listen

The Road Trip Out Conclusion: Kim and Kroy have gone across the whole country and now the epic road trip is complete. While resting up at a hotel in Los Angeles they recount the most recent events and reflect back on the past 6 weeks of traveling. Scary... by House of Kim with Kim Zolciak

44 min listen

630 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: YMH Live 7 is TOMORROW! Don't miss it! Get your tickets here: SPONSORS: - Pack your bags for the trip of a lifetime in The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, streaming only on Peacock. Go to to sign up. - Go to , click on the microphone at... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

100 min listen

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95 min listen

YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709: It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

81 min listen

Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706 by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

112 min listen

577 - Josh Potter - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide. - Go to... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

165 min listen

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121 min listen

627 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Chips In A Bowl Announcement! Christina P. is recording her Netflix special in NYC Jan. 22! Use code JEANS to get tickets before they're gone! 1/22 @ 7pm: 1/22 @ 10pm: SPONSORS: - Go to , click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

132 min listen

Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707: On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years! Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

141 min listen

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