537 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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537 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Feb 5, 2020

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what porn... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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553 - Tony Hinchcliffe, Ron Funches, Earl Skakel, & Steve Simeone - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
112 min listen
563 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Tom and Christina are doing a LIVE podcast COMPLETELY uncensored, un-blurred, and with VERY special guests. Get your tickets to this virtual event happening August 14 @ 5pm PST here: SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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557 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Use Code "HOUSE" for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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558 - Taylor Tomlinson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Use promo code "mom" for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com Welcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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549 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
120 min listen
545 - Tommy Lee & Brittany Furlan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different type... We have more neighbor fights to... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
157 min listen
537 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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541 - Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero & Creators of HBO's McMillions - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns out, he likes it a lot! Also, Tom has officially... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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550 - Jo Koy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We have an update on The Great Key Mystery. “Before... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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544 - Tim Dillon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that involves sharpening your sword? Plus, TikTok... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
142 min listen
565 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/ymh! - Use promo code [mom] for... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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538 - Michael Rapaport - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on. Then, we get on with our normal show at Studio Jeans! One Mommy is... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
142 min listen
546 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
115 min listen
547 - Chris D'Elia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
170 min listen
542 - Dr. Drew - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbreakers?” Plus we have Kyle C remixes, a Charles... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
147 min listen
560 - Dr. Drew Pinsky - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: SPONSORS: - And if you go to GETQUIP.com/MOM, RIGHT NOW, you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Try Fitbod for free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom - get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at EXPRESSVPN.com/yourmom. -... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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567 - Fortune Feimster - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, September 18th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to EstablishedTitles.com and get 10% off Lordship/Ladyship Title packs with code MOM - Go to forhims.com and get your first visit... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
169 min listen
Tom Talks Ep. 2 w/ Andrew Yang: NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! Welcome back to Tom Talks! Former presidential candidate, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Andrew Yang joins Tom Segura in this episode. They... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
63 min listen
556 - Cesar Millan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOMWW at Manscaped.com. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment at stamps.com... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
143 min listen
548 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a real red herring here. Is Tom crazy? Is... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
140 min listen
554 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words.... We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
147 min listen
539 - Tom Papa & Kreayshawn - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich people and still water is for losers? Plus we try to... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
158 min listen
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124 min listen
585 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.stamps.com/, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM and get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Intuit TurboTax Live: File with the help of an... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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143 min listen
569 - Duncan Trussell - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: You get tickets to our second live virtual podcast yet? Don't wait! It's going down this Friday September 18 at 5pm PT/8pm ET available world wide! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Go to ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM today and you can... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
213 min listen
555 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura What's up there Chomo? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's exclusive "premium" content for fans only,... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
118 min listen
577 - Josh Potter - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide. - Go to... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
165 min listen
576 - Marc Rebillet - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial & 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to ForHims.com/MOM, get your first visit absolutely free - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go... by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
165 min listen

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537 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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