“I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED”

THE WAYWARD COUSINS: A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show. Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller. What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”: A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job. Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

68 min listen

“THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE”: A guy calls in to talk about how certain conversational habits he’s fallen into are ruining his life. Then a caller questions if he smokes too much weed, a woman reveals the ongoing lie about her miracle baby, and a retired escort recalls on his many paid dates with older men. Can you validate my parking? I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

“MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX”: A caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child. Then a caller talks about growing up adopted from China and how that influenced her desire to illustrate children’s books, and a final caller explains how they reached out to a caller from a different episode and now they both ride motorcycles together. Flip a coin if you can’t decide. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

63 min listen

THE TIME TRAVEL EPISODE: A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI. Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister. I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

“I HAVE ANGER ISSUES”: After telling me that the smallest things set off his short fuse, a caller and I try to figure out where his anger is stemming from. Afterwards I talk to a caller about their fear of the sun blowing up and everyone dying, a caller becomes exhausted while working with kids in need, and a final caller tells me about how she is tired of being pulled into her best friend’s relationship. Tag. You’re it. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

“WE ARE FUCKED”: A caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to convince him to calm down and look at a tree. Then a caller tells me about her unorthodox childhood that involved her mom running an escort agency.  The devil probably makes good deviled eggs. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

49 min listen

“I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME”: I wake up a caller who was trying to sleep, and we discuss his fears that his friends might not actually like him and how to proceed moving forward. Then a caller tells me why his partner has been chewing his food and spitting it into his mouth for several years, plus learn about the couple’s journey to drug addiction recovery, and a final caller speaks on his dense past that inspired him to move across country and start a new life. Don’t pass out fruit this Halloween. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN": A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation. Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes. I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION”: A caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business. Then a caller has hesitations about meeting a guy from the internet who’s coming to stay with her for the weekend, and in a full circle moment, that very guy calls in to speak about his perspective on meeting the previous caller. The Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse is 3,080 calories. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

52 min listen

“I SLEEP WITH MY MOM”: A caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is better or worse than arranged marriages, balancing traditional family values with his own individuality, and more. It’s a great call. Then a caller tells me how jacking off to the smell of pot pie somehow resulted in a neuroscience career that has him giving mice HIV and curing it with weed. Can you spot me fare for the bus? I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. I’m streaming my final Therapy Gecko live show of the year as a VIRTUAL EVENT on November 10th and you can get tickets right here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”: A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners. Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage. Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

52 min listen

“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”: A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options. Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old. Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”: A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

“MY MOTHER IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST”: A caller is conflicted about their role as a caretaker for their paranoid mother. We discuss how they might be able to start anew. Afterwards we transport to Manchester, England to talk in real life with a clown enthusiast and a security guard. You can check out the rest of the Manchester interviews here. I am writing this from under the sea. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

72 min listen

“I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD”: A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan. Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships. I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

65 min listen

“I WENT TO PRISON AT 19”: A caller tells me how selling drugs for his father while he was a minor resulted in him spending time in a state prison, and how he’s been able to turn his life around and dedicate himself to being a father at 30. Afterwards I talk to a musician who questions if he gave up his childhood to become a rock star and a final caller debates the pros and cons of art school debt. Does this bug bite look infected? I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”: A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself. Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record. Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship. Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

“SHOULD I DATE A FELON?”: A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder. Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk. It is now your turn. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

49 min listen

“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE”: A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt. Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing. You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS”: A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods. Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US. I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

“I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS”: A health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters, and a final caller is very very confused about what a kink is. DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) something you drew with a crayon. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”: After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid. Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits. Time to look out the window. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

71 min listen

“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”: A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex. Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father. Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

“MY EX IS PREGNANT”: A caller maintains a positive demeanor despite learning that his ex may be pregnant with his child. Later I talk to a caller about how we’ve both used AI as a therapist and the pros and cons of it, and caller tells me about the difficulties that come with being a touring saxophonist. I talk about the movie Soul a lot in that one. It’s a good movie. DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your Therapy Gecko costumes. Or your red power ranger costumes if you’re being that. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”: A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance. Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood. How did you do that? I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

“I AM A CUCK”: An active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like. Afterwards we hear from a famous internet critic and a recently hired railroader chats with me about his experience working on trains. There is nothing like taking a nap in jeans. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

“I’M DISABLED AND TERRITORIAL ABOUT IT”: A disabled caller describes his territorial attitude toward other people who are disabled. Should he befriend these doppelgängers or duel them? Afterwards a caller who personally worked for Paul Rudd tells us about some beef he has with him and a final caller realizes some flaws of the sex competition he’s having with his friends. Bury your phone in the dirt and see what grows. I am a gecko. I’m streaming my final Therapy Gecko live show of the year as a VIRTUAL EVENT on November 10th and you can get tickets right here.I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”: A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around. Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend.  Color within the lines. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

TALES FROM THE TRAIL: A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs. Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit. I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko. I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I’m coming to your city by clicking here. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

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