"Dig? Grab?? Hoist?!" This week, topics for Rave, Eva, and Kelly to discuss come fluttering down from the sky like so much beautiful confetti: cults (again!), Nicke's big milestone, Kuzy's hatty, Dowder's new toy, J'Eichel's spite tour, Chandler Stephenson's sage advice, Josty's new adventure, and another round of casting hockeys in self-indulgent fictional narratives. This episode was recorded on March 15, 2022. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (01:56) Cults! Cults! Cults!! | (13:36) #ALLCAPS | (31:38) Elsewhere in the NHL | (58:09) Casting Couch, Part 3