Bonus: Hockey Coven As

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Bonus: Hockey Coven As

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34 minutes

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Mar 30, 2018

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In a purely self-indulgent exercise, the girls discuss which Caps players they spiritually resemble and which positions they'd play - and for which teams - if they were actually players themselves.

Released:

Mar 30, 2018

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A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

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