#05: Enthusiastic Licking Consent

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#05: Enthusiastic Licking Consent

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64 minutes

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Apr 18, 2018

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The wrong people are jousting, Brad Marchand is out here licking dudes, and we can barely tell the difference between professional sports commentary and descriptions of adult films. It's the 2018 Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Apr 18, 2018

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A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

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