#02: Schrödinger's Dick

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#02: Schrödinger's Dick

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96 minutes

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Mar 8, 2018

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The girls are riding high after a shockingly enjoyable Caps win as they talk trade deadline dreams/drama, thirst traps vs. heart traps, and tips for a first-time hockey game attendee. Plus, unlikely animal friends!

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Mar 8, 2018

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A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

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