"He was living life too deliciously." Ready to get pucks deep? Ready to play our game?? Kelly leads Eva and Rave in a close literary reading of the first round results, including some very scientific assigning of blame for playoffs crimes and misdemeanors, with bonus moments of celebration for the meow meow Florida cats and newly minted hockey media icon Stephen A. Smith. This episode was recorded on May 25, 2021. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (04:00) #ALLCAPS | (36:32) Elsewhere in the NHL | (1:13:50) You-a Culpa