"Love to watch a mean teen fight a sun bear." Eva, Kelly, and Rave contribute to the Tom Wilson hitscourse in this otherwise light n frivolous episode. Expect lots of birds, a trio of uninspired Scorpios, a frank assessment of the Napoleonic tactics, a tour of a gentle zoo, and - where you least expect it - a sidebar about human trafficking. Wait, sorry, that part's not light or frivolous either. (But it's not NOT.) This episode was recorded on March 7, 2021. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (03:34) Fightless Birds | (11:48) #ALLCAPS | (16:06) The Tom Wilson hitscourse | (35:25) More Caps stuff | (44:33) Rave's Enemy of the Week: Brad Marchand | (47:13) Elsewhere in the NHL | (59:25) NHL Unsolved | (01:11:47) Listener Q: Zoo stuff