Oh, listeners, we're in it now. Kelly, Eva, and Rave dissect some highlights from the first few days of this weird hockey season, including the Caps' general horniness, the Canucks' general struggles, and Jake Voracek's specific withering disdain. This episode was recorded on January 17, 2021. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that Timecodes: (03:02) Shootout Improvements | (17:03) #ALLCAPS | (33:18) Elsewhere in the NHL  | (01:01:32) Listener Q: Hockeys as niche cookbooks