We give you a break down of the quickest ways to get your work out of the slush pile and into print. Then things deteriorate as we get drunker and find ourselves sidetracked by acting out what Billy Bob Thorton from his role in Sling Blade would be like in a sex scene. Finally, we end things on a better note with some movie talk.
To read the article this episode is based on, check out https://drunkenpenwriting.com/2018/07/02/3-reasons-why-your-work-isnt-getting-out-of-the-slush-pile/