DPW News: Two Dumb Guys Are Dumb

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DPW News: Two Dumb Guys Are Dumb

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Apr 2, 2024

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Since the episode we recorded for this week was complete garbage, we decided to do a fun little update instead. It's mostly just nonsense with a bit of publishing news thrown in.
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DBS #4: Great Fictional Drunks And Awesome Irish Writers: In what is essentially part two of our drunken St. Paddy's day episode, we continue the drunken buffoonery as we discuss the greatest fictional drunks in literature. Then we try to straighten things out by going over some of the best Irish authors an... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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IRC #3: House Of Leaves Part Three: As we near the end of House of Leaves, we dive deeper into the madness of the novel and breakdown all the crazy we've experienced thus far. We also give our harsh criticisms of what has so far turned out to be an underwhelming read. We apologize if A... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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#8: Write Like A Boss: In this episode, we drop some knowledge on the five ways to start your writing career like a professional and how to, essentially, write like a boss! You can check out the article this piece is based on at https://drunkenpenwriting.com/2018/12/10/5-w... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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#4: 50 Shades of Brown: WARNING: If you're sensitive to strong sexual themes and stronger language, this may not be the episode for you. Recorded in early 2018, this hilarious and NSFW episode is very low brow. Spencer and Caleb read and critique the 50 worst excerpts from ... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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#12: A Toast To The Drunkest Authors Of The 20th Century: We kick off St. Patrick's Day 2019 with a special episode. As we slowly grow more inebriated, we discuss the authors who have been labeled the greatest drunks in 20th-century literature. Of course, it wouldn't be a true DPW drunken episode without so... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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#1: Why We Write: Originally recorded in November of 2017, this first episode of the DPW Podcast goes over who we are, why we write, and why we think you should write, too. If you're interested in reading great short stories, flash fiction pieces, poetry, reviews, art... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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#15: Talking Characters And Why You Can't Kill Off The Joker: We capsized the boat immediately in this episode and never quite managed to right ship. We do talk a lot about comics, movies, and why people need to chill out in regards to changing famous characters for various adaptations. This especially rings tr... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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#14: The Hemingway Effect: How To Create A Perfect Author Persona: In this episode, we discuss how to create an author persona that'll get people interested in you and your work. We also give examples of various famous writers such as Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, and Stephen King who were as ... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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DBS #3: Making Fun Of Twilight And Other Drunken Shenanigans.: In this Drunken Bullshit episode, we read and make fun of 15 awful excerpts from the Twilight series. Which proved more difficult than we thought due to just how terrible they were. Then we go into a bunch of drunken nonsense including our opinions o... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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DBS #6: Too Drunk To Think But Not Too Drunk To Talk Writing: In this Drunken Bullshit episode, we have a long discussion about our current projects, our writing processes, and our dreams of one day getting published. Then as the booze really begins to take hold, we talk about the awesomeness that is Into The S... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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DBS #17: DPW Drunken Year In Review: With 2019 coming to an end, we felt like it would be fun to revisit all the things that made this past year great and not so great. We discuss the things we failed at, accomplished individually and through the DPW brand, and we go over what we hope t... by Drunken Pen Writing Podcast
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