Ep #62 - Cow Belles (2006)

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Ep #62 - Cow Belles (2006)

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Oct 11, 2021

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Lucas and Jacob are back from their break, just in time for spooky season! And what better movie to ring in the scariest time of the year than... Cow Belles? What's more terrifying: its commentary on classism or Jacob's incessant sniffling and repeated use of the word "snooty?" Listener beware, you're in for a frighteningly fun time! Wikipedia plot synopsis of Cow Belles

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Oct 11, 2021

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Two friends taking a critical eye to the entire Disney Channel Original Movie filmography. Join them on their nostalgic and humorous journey as they chronicle everything from Under Wraps to The Descendants and beyond!

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