Ep #93 - Cloud 9 (2014)

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Ep #93 - Cloud 9 (2014)

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Jan 16, 2023

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Is snowboarding the most cursed sport for a DCOM? The boyz (or at least Lucas!) think so, as Cloud 9 is easily in the running for the most creatively bankrupt movie Disney Channel's ever produced. Mismatched male and female love interests? Emotionally distant business daddies? Dog shenanigans? This movie's unfortunately got it all... except where the hell was Shaun White?! Wikipedia entry for Cloud 9

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Jan 16, 2023

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Two friends taking a critical eye to the entire Disney Channel Original Movie filmography. Join them on their nostalgic and humorous journey as they chronicle everything from Under Wraps to The Descendants and beyond!

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Ep #19 - Ready to Run (2000): It's back to the pits of DCOM despair, as Jacob and Lucas discuss Horse Sens—err, Ready to Run, a movie both instantly forgettable and depressingly terrible! by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #25 - Zenon: The Zequel (2001): Reality may have finally hit the milestone year of 2020, but the AWNP boyz are looking to the future and beyond with the inaugural DCOM sequel Zenon: The Zequel, a movie that, in the grand pantheon of cinematic follow-ups, sits somewhere between The... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #26 - Motocrossed (2001): In this episode, Lucas and Jacob dish on Motocrossed, a DCOM that combines the unlikely elements of dirt bike racing and Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night,” creating a pairing that somehow rivals chocolate and peanut butter! Then the boyz utilize... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #22 - Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000): Get ready for another spoooooooky DCOM just in time for... Thanksgiving! While the boyz were thwarted once again by the ever-onward march of time, they are thankful for Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire, a DCOM all about how to best lie to your parents... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #32 - The Poof Point (2001): The boyz thought they were in for a magical adventure with The Poof Point, but NOTHING could have prepared them for what this DCOM was really about. That is, unless they were familiar with the diaper fetish internet forums the film's writer... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #42 - You Wish! (2003): You get a wish and you get a wish and YOU get a wish! The AWNP boyz wished for a good DCOM. The audience wished for the Lucas and Jacob origin story (probably?). And Lucas wished for generally improved audio quality. All are included in the generous... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #30 - The Jennie Project (2001): Lucas and Jacob break social distancing guidelines to bring the world what it needs most during this time of dire crisis: a review of The Jennie Project! A DCOM with a chimpanzee at its center that somehow left the boyz feeling absolutely nothing...... by A Whole New Pod
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