Ep #91 - Girl vs. Monster (2012)

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Ep #91 - Girl vs. Monster (2012)

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Dec 19, 2022

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Staying true to their word (for once), the AWNP boyz are back with their holiday tradition of reviewing a Halloween DCOM at Christmas time! But the gifts don't stop there: a timely A Whole New Pop segment, the final chapter of Lucas's high school drama, and more talk about Jacob's penis than you're likely comfortable with. Happy Holidays from A Whole New Pod! Wikipedia entry for Girl vs. Monster

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Dec 19, 2022

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Ep #91 - Girl vs. Monster (2012)

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