Ep #92 - Teen Beach Movie (2013)

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Ep #92 - Teen Beach Movie (2013)

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58 minutes

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Jan 3, 2023

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Might've been able to get this one out sooner, but Lucas had to keep shoveling all this damn Minnesota snow! Anyways... Happy New Year! This movie's weird! Wikipedia entry for Teen Beach Movie

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Jan 3, 2023

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Ep #92 - Teen Beach Movie (2013)

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