The Twilight Saga comes to a close with a massive 750+ page book by Stephanie Meyer and a 2 movie finale directed by Bill Condon, and we're here to discuss both in a suitably long episode! We'll cover Bella's arc from baby carrying martyr to best-vampire-ever, the missed opportunity of Jacob's section of the book, and a team of superhero recruitment scene just in time for the end of the series. Not to mention a lengthy discussion on vampire "fluids".