"MY GRANDMOTHER HATES ME"

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"MY GRANDMOTHER HATES ME"

FromTherapy Gecko

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58 minutes

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Jan 1, 2023

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A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather.Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money.Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko.More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

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Jan 1, 2023

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"I AM A SEX ADDICT": A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups. Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job. Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
62 min listen
"I CATFISHED SOMEONE": A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her. Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone. I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
65 min listen
"MY AUNT HIT ON ME": A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives her opinion on it.Then I hear from a caller who is plagued by daily nightmares, discover a new way to use the bathroom, and chat with farmer who was on SNL. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
63 min listen
511. Cover Snark Live: Long Thumbs and Shifter Mayhem with Amanda: Episode 511 by Smart Podcast, Trashy Books: A Romance Novel Podcast
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The Impostor: Vanishing Hitchhiker, A75 Kinmount Straight, The Smiling Man, Doppleganger by Scared To Death
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r/EntitledParents MY PARENT’S HATE MY BOYFRIEND! - Reddit Stories by Storytime
29 min listen
"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS": A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller. Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true. Ok. That's it. No more. Go home. You're drunk. I'm a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
67 min listen

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