It’s our anniversary. 
Familial masturbation is awkward. 
Pata Fria’s ghost is jealous again. 
The wedding was beautiful and Crystal beat a ticket! 
Be grateful for everything, even the hard lessons. Carolyn needs a phony inspection. Dreams are getting crazy and we have serial killers. 

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