31 - A Perfect Nose

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31 - A Perfect Nose

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59 minutes

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Sep 28, 2022

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss his new nose situation, how compulsive liars can live with themselves, and the division of labor in their family!

Released:

Sep 28, 2022

Format:

Podcast episode

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

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31 - A Perfect Nose

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