5 - Not For The Squeamish

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5 - Not For The Squeamish

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55 minutes

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Mar 30, 2022

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Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross bathrooms. Enjoy!

Released:

Mar 30, 2022

Format:

Podcast episode

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

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27 - The Red Jacket!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss the newly acquired article of clothing that has shaped her life experience, as well as how sexy their cat is, and what sort of future tech is going to change the world! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
63 min listen
New Rug & Old Boobs!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major new part of their lives, la RUG, as well as body insecurities and Elizabeth’s ongoing bra saga! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
48 min listen
A Real Life Horror Show!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the past. Andy also lives out his worst nightmare IN REAL TIME during this episode! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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Role Play For Mall Walkers!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's new "robe era", how they've massively classed up their beverage game this year, and a role play for the ages! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
49 min listen
No Pain No Gain - But, Like, In An Existential Way!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss how they have a new view on chronic pain and spinal surgery and all the laundry/dishes the partner has to do during the aformentioned things. by Nobody's Listening, Right?
53 min listen
Oh, Canada!: Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties before they dive deeper into Elizabeth's sordid history with water damage, and contemplate the new images from space! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
64 min listen
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!: Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
50 min listen
Not For The Squeamish!: Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross bathrooms. Enjoy! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
55 min listen
The Weed Windfall!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and prayer in their lives and what recently made them laugh the hardest! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
54 min listen
35 - A Crackle In The Air!: Happy almost Halloween! Elizabeth and Andy discuss worst nightmares, pool ball trauma, and some spooky stuff for Hallow's Eve! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
57 min listen
Ya Just Need To Dance!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss her old dancing stomping grounds, they discuss the pitfalls of acting classes, and also the most upsetting Amazon search results ever! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
60 min listen
Andy's Walmart-Pocalypse!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent end of the world moment Andy encountered, their feelings about Walmart, Elizabeth’s tap class and how to do small things for tiny good. by Nobody's Listening, Right?
52 min listen
Rage Against The Guy In Target!: Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent attempt to right an egregious wrong as well as a women's health update and an exclusive recording of their kids describing Elizabeth's hormonal outburst! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
47 min listen
Reunion Download!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small fry back in the day, and how compassion can be summoned in unlikely ways and places! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
53 min listen
Post Vacay Come Down!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent vacation, botched friendship attempts, owning their truths and body image wins! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
54 min listen
Restaurant VIPs!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaurant VIP status is more important, why The Staircase has changed the world, and how nothing is keeping Andy from his cookie dough ice cream! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
54 min listen
WHAT a mess!: Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory concern for Andy and the recent new addition to their home that has Elizabeth fuming! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
74 min listen
46 - Uniqlo Five Stars!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both guilty and satisfied, plus an update on the car note, health corner and how Pokemon has taken over their lives! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
56 min listen
A Nightmare And A Dream!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some answers and lastly, their upcoming family vacation they have very different attitudes about. (Elizabeth has set her expections too high; Andy has set... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
77 min listen
Enthusiasm Galore! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
56 min listen
Hiking Surprise!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal error she nearly made several decades ago, and which spiritual advisor might be making the rounds in Elizabeth's fantasies! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
53 min listen
School Crushes!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" really means, and why Andy's take on Elizabeth's birth control snafu really shook her! Support the show for our entire back catalogue of podcasts... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
43 min listen
32 - A Religious Journey!: Elizabeth and Andy give a plaid couch update before going on quite a ride regarding religion - from compassion and perspective to let's burn it all down! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
73 min listen
The Chair Lives On!: Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
64 min listen
30 - Dog Groomer Shenanigans!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent body ailments, the mystery of the death of The Beast, and what experience at the dog groomer left Andy scratching his head! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
54 min listen
33 - Ripples In The Ocean: Elizabeth and Andy discuss their waffling feelings, a wild tik tok reveal about a relationship and how Elizabeth's walk was changed by a stray dog! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
48 min listen
Independence Day Buzz Kill!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery playing, and their endeavor to brighten a reality show editor's day! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
55 min listen
26 - Tickle Tickle?!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along with a colorful role play! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
44 min listen
40 - How To Wow Aliens!: Post Thanksgiving, Elizabeth and Andy discuss how their holiday went, how they're introducing the important lessons of addiction to their kids, and what man-made thing would wow extra-terrestrials! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
48 min listen
38 - Your Own Version Of The Dream!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss an update on last week's porn thoughts, an oversized and undersized reaction regarding burnt milk and an instagram account that has Elizabeth feeling big feels! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
72 min listen

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106 - Fireside Chat: The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into heaven, hormones, WcDonalds, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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105 - Unhinged: A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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102 - Skeeved Out!: Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating expired rations, dreaming together, and how E and A hope it all ends up… it’s all covered on this... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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101 - Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned: The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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100 - Cat Addict: 100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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99 - A Can Of Fire Bye Bye: Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! Buy the Merch! Find us on... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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97 - In The Womb!: End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show! Buy the Merch! ... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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96 - Happy New Year, Nobodies and Somebodies!: Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us! Support the show! ... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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94 - Emergency Room Epiphanies: Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening,... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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93- Delusional Bears: Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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5 - Not For The Squeamish

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