Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:10 The Perfect Crime 07:37 Donut Confidence 17:36 Sexy Shoplifting Rules 21:55 Spinach Artichoke Dip 34:34 A Magical Wedding 44:10 Ketubah Signing 49:02 Sitzpinkler 52:11 Stand Up Wipers 56:38 Adaptive Skateboarding