On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off her Mexican vacay with a strong case of diarrhea & more sass than ever. After being completely bamboozled by Guy Fieri at the Cancun Airport, witnessing a full blown drug deal and almost fighting a women doing crunches on the beach, she is back in one-piece in the USA. There is a lot to be grateful for in the New Year, but it also doesn't stop us from remembering where we came from.... ya know the bathroom at the Cancun Airport... did I mention Guy Fieri poisoned me????? All this and more on the latest episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast!    For $20 off your Buffy bedding, visit Buffy.co and enter​ “absolutely”.   Go to Fabletics.com/absolutelynot to get 2 leggings for only $24 when you sign up as a VIP.   Visit theRealReal.com, promo code REAL for 20% off select items.   Produced by Dear Media.