Ep. 1 Jennifer Love Hewitt: We Know What She Did Last Summer

Ep. 6 Glamorous Stroke with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible: On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with fellow funny gal, Jackie Schimmel from "The Bitch Bible" and they discuss everything that makes them tick. From adults on adderall to wedding planning woes. They like sensible cars, tipping... by Absolutely Not

56 min listen

Ep. 09 YA PEAKED with Jamie Greenberg: On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, we chat with Heather's OG instagram friend and celebrity makeup artist Jamie Greenburg. This episode isn't just about serums and concealer... oh no ladies and gents, we TALK ALL OF THE THINGS. Growing up... by Absolutely Not

68 min listen

Ep. 2 The Devil's Dust: In this episode, Heather takes calls directly from the Absolutely Not Line, bitches about travel, and convinces you to get "baby botox." Its not for your baby, so relax, CLAIRE. by Absolutely Not

34 min listen

Ep. 12 Italian Stallion Pipes Up: On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Jeff, Heather’s fiancé, joins in on the fun aka he forced her to put him on the pod. They discuss living together, the secrets to not killing each other & take your calls and more from the... by Absolutely Not

58 min listen

Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan Coming July 3!: Get a sneak peek of Absolutely Not with Heather McMahan! Call in to the Absolutely Not-line at 1-800-213-7503 to leave a voicemail with anything you want Heather to address. Follow all the behind the scenes action on Instagram @heatherkmcmahan and... by Absolutely Not

2 min listen

Pepper in Your Panties: On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a real kick in the ass when some Sassy Susan has the audacity to chime in on the Italian Stallion. Heather tries to keep it cool but there are more Absolutely Not's in this episode than pregnancy tests... by Absolutely Not

60 min listen

Ep. 8 Busy Philipps: Doing the F*cking Most.: On this episode of ABsolutely Not, Heather sits down with long time friend and possibly long long sister, Busy Philipps to discuss career, manifesting and all things being a bad ass BITCH. They are old pals from the gym, but this is episode... by Absolutely Not

48 min listen

Safety First Leslie: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes a moment to really breakdown what she is grateful for..... and then of course gets right back to bitching. It's been a wild ride on the road hitting 8 new cities in 9 days on tour, and baby... by Absolutely Not

55 min listen

Pi Kappa Pasta: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is coming at ya live from Fonté de Medici out in the sweet rolling hills of Chianti, baby. She is running an entire sorority out of a medieval castle in Tuscany and honestly, these... by Absolutely Not

56 min listen

Ep. 5 Man of Honor: On this episode or Absolutely Not Heather talks to her bff & arch nemesis Raymond Padilla. He is the Gayle to her Oprah yet he’ll say it’s the other way around. They discuss how they hated each other for the first 5 minutes and the rest is... by Absolutely Not

52 min listen

Ep. 10 I'M DONE!!!: On this weeks episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather has a full blown mental breakdown and says, BYE TO THE HATERZZZZZ. She is a week out from Tour and truly doing the most. She is cranky, sweaty and her blood sugar is dangerously low.... by Absolutely Not

46 min listen

Ep. 4 Wellness Update... We Are Unwell: On this episode of "Absolutely Not" Heather gives a full wellness update on adjusting to life in the hell-hole that is New York City. She breaks down the subway, rat-squirrel combos, her latest eye infection and general discomfort of being allergic to... by Absolutely Not

40 min listen

Burnt My Grundle: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather relives her emotional journey after having hot coffee spilled on her vagina in the Starbucks Drive-Thru. The Grundle is crispy, the attitude is sassy and for some reason she is super... by Absolutely Not

43 min listen

It Can Only Go Up From Flavor-Town: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh off her Mexican vacay with a strong case of diarrhea & more sass than ever. After being completely bamboozled by Guy Fieri at the Cancun Airport, witnessing a full blown drug deal and... by Absolutely Not

55 min listen

Ep. 7 Live From Her Mom's Basement... it's Heather McMahan!: On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather relishes in the wild two weeks she has had, from co-hosting the Today show, selling out a tour, to ending RIGHT back in her mom's basement sweating her ass off. We have a full Wellness Update on her current... by Absolutely Not

65 min listen

Ep. 3 Adam Rippon: The Show Must Go On: On this episode of Absolutely Not Super- Star Adam Rippon stops by to discuss everything from Olympics, Dealing with Haters, Celine Dion, and his new life as a hustler in Las Vegas. by Absolutely Not

58 min listen

Ep. 1 Jennifer Love Hewitt: We Know What She Did Last Summer: In this episode we sit down with Heathers fiancé's biggest crush of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt, to discuss how she went from Kids Incorporated to the a top Hollywood producer and all around bad bitch. We talk love, grief, family and laugh through... by Absolutely Not

48 min listen

Florida House Party: On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is in her own personal hell-hole, the State of Florida. Fresh off a college girls reunion and nursing a 3 day old hangover she does the absolute most from her friend's beach house on the sandy strip of 30A.... by Absolutely Not

65 min listen

Ep. 11 Fourth Grade Enemies with the Founder of Show Me Your Mumu Cammy Miller: Heather sits down with childhood friend and founder of the fabulous womens-wear brand Show Me Your Mumu. The ladies discuss the rocky start to their friendship in fourth grade, how Cammy built Show Me Your Mumu from her kitchen and their shared dreams... by Absolutely Not

53 min listen

Ep. 13 THE OREGON TRAIL: On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather discuses the life-lessons and survival tactics she picked up from the road. Fresh off the first leg of the "Farewell Tour" Heather breaks down who really shit their pants in Tampa, and how... by Absolutely Not

57 min listen

Ep. 15 Two ole' Power Lesbians: On This weeks episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with comedian Taylor Strecker, who might have an even raspier voice than Heather. They discuss getting in shape, love, life, touring, and late-in-life-lady-loving. Taylor is extra sassy... by Absolutely Not

69 min listen

PRIVATE SCHOOL SAVAGE: On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather sit down with fellow comic, Andrew T Collin. He's one of her new "straight" male friends and she has already made him super uncomfortable with their friendship. They discuss the... by Absolutely Not

78 min listen

Ep. 14 BIG GIRL CONVERSATION: On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, comedian Rosebud Baker visits the studio, aka Heather's living room, to discuss real grown-woman-shit. They discuss diversity in comedy, what it's like to be a woman in the biz and how filtering ourselves... by Absolutely Not

63 min listen

Let's Go Girls: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather takes a moment to pause and very bluntly let everyone know that if you are a racist, the unfollow button is easy. Bye Bye,Sir. We will not put up with that Bullshit here! We get back to giggling... by Absolutely Not

51 min listen

The Broadway Gospel Featuring Chris Ketner: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her bestie and Farewell Tour Producer, Chris Ketner to talk about surviving on the road. Chris is a tony award winning producer who now has to shove "pepto" down Heather's throat so... by Absolutely Not

72 min listen

A Little Sancerre & DMT: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her T.V. business buddy and fellow creator, Jen Zaborowski. This episode is a rare-BTS look at a project they've had in thr works but are too afraid to discuss because, well,... by Absolutely Not

80 min listen

WELLNESS UPDATE; SHE'S BUSTING OUT OF JACKSONVILLE: On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is fresh off the 10th leg of the Farewell Tour and sits down with dietitian and health guru Sammy Previte, who is truly trying to make sure Heather survives Road life! Someone has... by Absolutely Not

60 min listen

I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has dear friend and fellow shit talker extraordinaire, Jackie Schimmel in the studio. They both look as equally hideous on zoom as they do in person, so no surprise there. The girls discuss trying... by Absolutely Not

42 min listen

Your Body My Choice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion: On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits in quarantine with her Italian Stallion, Jeff Daniels. Since every single thing he is doing has been driving her up a fucking Ficus tree, she figured it would be a great time to air out their... by Absolutely Not

53 min listen

Dry Heat: On this Episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather tackles the most complicated and bitchy Voice Mails yet. We wrap up the year with gratitude and lots of grundle sweat coming to ya live from Hot Phoenix Arizona! It has been a full year of... by Absolutely Not

55 min listen

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