In which the Fugulnari "advisors" impose strict restrictions on movement for all Humans on The Fairgrounds. Very literally. To increase efficiency and decrease unnecessary movement, all Humans must wear pedometers and walk no more than 4,000 steps per day. However, between shortening the length of the "day" to not quite four hours, and also increasing the amount of alcohol that must be in the drinks at The Electric Egg, their efficiency campaign proves hideously misguided. Meanwhile, after a group of Fugulnari bullies dognap Miss Sophie, H.F. and John B attempt what should be a classic daring vent-crawl rescue, as long as they use the correct vents and only get a little damp, rather than boiled alive.
 
 
EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR
"Benefits of a Classical Education"
written by John Amir
 
featuring



























































































































































Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Tess




















































































John Amir as John B


































































































Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes














































































































Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Grendvomix














Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Fugulnari Barfly
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel


































Derrick Peterson as Xtopps


































































































































Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Fugulnari Drinks Inspector
































































































Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Prestorlix, Kwontz
 





































































with









Philip Cruise: Beaux Several, Vamternoox


Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie


Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Araggax, Door
Dean Haspiel: Troncorblox, Sallifrenix
David Arthur Bachrach: Mortrinex, Patronizing Waiter, Friendly Phone Service, Bramthanox

Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Bluodinarx
Ian W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Fugulnari Heckler, Winston ChurchillBot, Marty
Rolls Andre: George ForemanBot











Linus Gelber: Todd, Martin LutherBot








Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge

Clara Francesca: Dinorbiax
Leila Okafor: Fracottiverx

Fred Backus: Peter ThielBot

 






Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
 
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EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!