In which an unfamiliar ship lands on The Fairgrounds, turning out to contain two "scien-technicians" from the species known as "The Luck Navigators," whose entire technology is based on riding waves of Luck and it's opposite, which they refer to by the technical term "Suck." Unfortunately, the extreme amount of suck on the station has trapped them, and chaos descends as The Fairgrounds is beset by events, large and small, of extreme good and bad fortune, which the Luck Navigators predict will end in a disastrous singularity, the Suckhole. Is John B actually at the center of it all, and is he empirically the unluckiest being in the galaxy? And will the impending disaster be averted if Commander Torianna blasts John out of an airlock? And how is this all affecting open mic night at The Electric Egg?
 
 
EPISODE FIVE
"The Luck Navigators"
written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson
 
featuring




Berit Johnson as Althaar, Alien Barfly, Bridge Crew
John Amir as John B, Bridge Crew
Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna
Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Helium Miner







Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Helium Miner, Bridge Crew








Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory

Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, Helium Miner
Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax
with


Ian W. Hill: Recreation DirectorBot, Announcer, Helium Miner, Bridge Crew
David Arthur Bachrach:  Bridge Crew

Linus Gelber: Docking Crew, Bridge Crew

Lex Friedman: Bklgrhch
Philip Cruise: Aoooaoooaoooaooo, Bridge Crew
Jessica Stoya: Velbopp's Announcer
Eli Ganias: Helium Miner, Bridge Crew

 


 



Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Special Thanks to Associate Suck Mathematician Sean Rockoff
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic 
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
 
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Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
 
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EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!