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Episode 9: Everything Althaar Always Wanted to Know About Sex

Episode 9: Everything Althaar Always Wanted to Know About Sex

FromLife With Althaar


Episode 9: Everything Althaar Always Wanted to Know About Sex

FromLife With Althaar

ratings:
Length:
86 minutes
Released:
Nov 1, 2019
Format:
Podcast episode

Description

In which we discover WHO is responsible for the pineapple juice that's filling up The Fairgrounds, WHAT Robots do for "tension relief," WHERE the zero-gravity Twister competition will be held if the pineapple juice can't be removed, WHEN the painfully shy Magnosians are able to mate, and HOW Althaar will learn about the "human sexing!" Answers involve weightless SCUBA diving among said pineapple juice, the exchange of vital internal parts, a lot of incredibly potent alcohol, and a much regretted favor.
 
 
EPISODE NINE
"Everything Althaar Always Wanted to Know About Sex
(but Humans Keep Running Away Before He Can Ask)"
written by Chris Lee
 
featuring


















John Amir as John B











Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna














Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax





Berit Johnson as Althaar
Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel
















Eli Ganias as H.F.







Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar 







Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, SurveyorBot


Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory






with


Jessica Stoya: Princess Pancakes, Susan

Olivia Baseman: Judy, Amber on the Bridge


Anna Stefanic: Stella, MaidBot


Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot

Lex Friedman: Door Voice, Bubbles

Linus Gelber: PlummerBot 
Philip Cruise: Magnosian





 



Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor
Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor
The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus
Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic 
Illustration by Dean Haspiel
Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks
 
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TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar
 Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.
 
Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks
 
Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.
 
A Gemini CollisionWorks Production

 
EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!


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Released:
Nov 1, 2019
Format:
Podcast episode

Titles in the series (37)

An epic science-fiction sitcom for your ears about an unlikely human/alien friendship in the unluckiest place in Human space. It is the mid-26th Century. John B, a humble repairman and ”former human” (having lost his legal status as such), has left the Earth for mysterious reasons. He is perhaps the unluckiest being in Human space. He has wound up at the Human Exchange Concourse, or the ”HEC,” once the site of Humanity’s First Galactic Fair. It was the biggest flop in Human history. ”The Fairgrounds” is perhaps the unluckiest place in Human space. You don’t go there, you end up there. John’s luck seems to have changed when he gets a good apartment at an amazingly reasonable price only to find his roommate is Althaar, an Iltorian, who is determined to befriend a Human. (Iltorians are the kindest, nicest species in all known space, and natural diplomats, beloved by almost all, but their slightest presence causes Humans to instinctively respond with panic, fear, disgust, nausea, and loss of bodily functions). Can a Human and Iltorian live together without one of them driving the other crazy?