In this episode, Caitlin, Kat, Mallory, and Cathy get fully on board with Relena's groupies as Relena bravely faces down Lady Une's exploding makeup compact, OZ mobile suits descending on her school, and one of at least three attempts by Heero Yuy to kill her. We take a detour into the mystery of how the characters were named, unintentionally kill the whole circus industry like the millennials we are, intentionally attempt to kill Quatre with space tuberculosis, and discuss the romantic implications of telling someone you want to be "attacked." Finally, have you ever wondered why Heero's eyes were specifically described as "Prussian blue" or why we know Treize is "Aryan?" Tune in for our fandom artifact section where we discuss the official Sunrise character profiles and what they did or didn't tell us.