What happens when Shirley conks her head falling down the stairs and thinks she's a fantasy stripper/dancer from the smut she's read? Well, people take advantage of her and try to get her naked or into bed, of course. Can Laverne rescue her best friend in time?! On pod, Chris and Lisa bemoan, at length, the sexism and mixed moral messages of the episode, while positing other possibilities of what could have been done.