Pacifism is, like, so last episode of Gundam Wing as Caitlin, Kat, Mallory, and Cathy make like Heero and carve up a plane full of well-meaning but nonsensical plot points. Join us as we fail to explain why Wufei and Treize can communicate seemingly through foghorns and crossed swords, if Treize is sexist, classist, or both (definitely both), where Zechs got that beautiful engraved ivory pistol, and how to wake you or your local Gundam pilot from a failure coma. And in our fandom artifact section, Caitlin shares some stories from the all-seme Duo-focused doujinshi collection "Phallus Sex Symbol." We may not know what the Soul of OZ is, but we definitely know that seme Duo tops Rashid and is taller than any man in the world. (Cathy is sorry for her audio in the first ten minutes and promises to stop broadcasting from a mobile suit at the bottom of the ocean.)