The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Dan Barnes discuss the things make playing five-a-side football so great and also very, very strange.What’s the most polite way of kicking people off a 5-a-side pitch when their time is up, how long does it take to judge the seriousness of midweek office football games, why can’t people keep score and what the hell is 7G astroturf.
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