The Language of Football Kits

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The Language of Football Kits

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Apr 9, 2020

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Apr 9, 2020

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The Athletic's Adam Hurrey explores the glorious and unique language of football: the words, the phrases, the mannerisms and, above all, the clichés. Featuring 'Mesut Haaland Dicks' interviews with the likes of Jamie Carragher, Nedum Onuoha, Tom Rosenthal and many more too.

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The Language of Football Kits

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