Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about Gavin Newsom lifting lockdowns, GameStop stonks, and the impeachment of a former president. They also throw down in an epic rap battle and tell you how you can have a zoo name a roach after your ex.  Introduction Kyle and Ethan have a rap battle so you will throw money at them. Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes his trusty Leatherman Rebar. Ethan likes his new collection of G.K. Chesterton poems signed by the man himself. Weird News Zoo offers to name roaches, rats after patrons' ex-lovers GoPro camera recovered after six years underwater in Hawaii Skier chased by a bear at Romanian resort Inventor unveils airbag jeans to protect motorcyclists in crashes Oklahoma bill would establish a Bigfoot hunting season Toronto woman finds knife-wielding squirrel in the back yard Man catches 54 pieces of popcorn in his mouth in one minute Stories of the Week Story 1 'You Can Reopen Now!' Governor Newsom Shouts At Row Of Abandoned, Dilapidated Buildings Story 2 GameStop Announces That Due To Skyrocketing Stock, They Can Now Afford To Pay Up To 25 Cents For Your Used Games Story 3 Congress To Retroactively Impeach All Previous Republican Presidents Topic of the Week https://babylonbee.com/news/another-10-fulfilled-prophecies-from-the-babylon-bee Hate Mail Richard takes issue with us assuming the fate of the eternal soul of Jeffrey Epstein or making light of hell. Subscriber Portion Subscriber Update Mailbag A LOVE MAIL from Joseph R. and asking for advice on marriage & purity, and also to dispute Kyle and Dan’s ranking of LOTR films. Bonus Hate Mail Kwame thinks our AOC coverage is bad and we should feel bad. Subscriber Headlines of the Week Got Any Cool Stories? We get an unbelievable update about one of Calvins- you already know which one.