This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 10/23/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s top stories like President Trump tweeting out a Babylon Bee story, Jordan Peterson returning with the 12 Rules For Life on stone tablets, and how Facebook is murdering comedy. The Babylon Bee also has some updated and more realistic travel posters to America’s big cities. Tune in for more weird news, cool stories, a trip to the mailbag and, of course, glorious hate mail. Be sure to check out The Babylon Bee YouTube Channel for more podcasts, podcast shorts, animation, and more. To watch or listen to the full podcast, become a subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans. This episode is brought to you by Small Group The Movie. Introduction Kyle and Ethan joke about our recent spat with Mark Zuckerberg and dive into the weekly news. Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes the 2018 video game Celeste.  Ethan likes I survived... Weird News Space Station air leak repaired with help from floating tea leaves There was a slow air leak in a transfer chamber on the space station that suddenly got worse Astronauts broke open a tea bag to watch the leaves float toward where the leak was so they could use tape to seal it. 'Breathable Bacon' face mask gives wearers the aroma of bacon  A U.S. company is offering fans of breakfast meats the chance to enjoy the scent of sizzling pork anytime they want with a bacon-scented face mask. Hormel said the Black Label Breathable Bacon mask uses the "the latest in bacon-smell technology" to give the wearer the experience of smelling bacon anytime they don the protection accessory. Do they make a soy version? Naked teen taken into custody after damaging business, covering himself in ranch dressing and crashing car.  Sheriffs responded to a call at 3:30am and found a naked 17 year old man who was under the influence of a substance  The man had covered himself in ranch dressing and damaged property inside the business He ran outside and drove off. Didn’t get far and crashed into a pillar.  He must do penance by covering himself in CFA sauce Tennessee teenager's homemade fusion reactor lands Guinness record the world's youngest person to achieve nuclear fusion after officials verified that he built his own nuclear fusion reactor at his family's home and successfully used it in his final hours of being 12 years old. Tony Stark? Blindfolded man smashes 50 coconuts around another man's body  An Indian martial artist showed off his strength and precision when he donned a blindfold and smashed 50 coconuts that were arranged around the body of another man. They were given a Guinness World Record The men, Rakesh B and Prabhakar Reddy P, were awarded the Guinness record for most coconuts smashed around a person blindfolded in 1 minute. Kyle would like to protest these absolutely ridiculous records What’s next? Most toothpicks covered in Crisco fit into a microwave? Story 1 Check Out These Eight Beautiful Travel Posters For America's Democrat-Controlled Cities Summary: U.S.—With people leaving Democrat cities in droves, mayors and city councils are hoping to fill them back up again -- with tourists!  Maybe it's time to give these cities a second chance. Check out these beautiful tourism posters from Democrat-controlled cities around the country!  Read the posters and the punchline, keep it tight, video version will display the posters Story 2 Trump Shares Babylon Bee Article, Thousands Accept Jesus Into Their Hearts Summary: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Thousands around the world are forsaking their sins and receiving Christ this week after Trump shared an article from The Babylon Bee. The Babylon Bee is widely known as the most Christian website ever created. In fact, it is so insanely Christian that a single share on social media has the power to instantly save hundreds of souls. According to sources, Trump was ignorant of this fact before sharing the article.   USA TO