Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the fifth-ever Babylon Bee podcast. This week's main topic is youth groups. (3:38) Trump Enraged As Immigrant Child Asks Him For More Gruel (11:29) Story 2 Joe Biden Promises His Followers Eternal Life (16:40) Churchgoer Takes A Knee In Protest As Newfangled Chorus Added To Classic Hymn (24:46) Topic of the Week: Youth Group (44:12) Hate Mail - With dramatic reading by Dave DeAndrea!   (49:12) Subscriber Exclusive Segment (52:08)  'Why Doesn't Our Church Have More Programs?' Asks Family That Never Volunteers For Anything (55:32) Crunched For Time, Pastor Pads Out Sermon With Random G.K. Chesterton Quotes (1:02:15) Questions this week: How do you deal with the issue that some people will think your stories are real? Why so many bass player jokes? Do you do satire of other religions? Who are the most easily offended in your experience? Conservatives? Progressives? Reformed folks? Prosperity?   Become a paid subscriber! at https://babylonbee.com/plans