In this issue: Dinosaurs, Cadillacs, and Hellboy in Mexico! Plus, boobs and wieners talking about boob and wieners.

NEWS
Star Wars cast available on TomTom GPS

LINKAGE
Rise of the Apes

LINKAGE
HTML Comics taken down by FBI and publishers

LINKAGE

REVIEWS

Stephen

Hellboy in Mexico (4 Slices of Meatloaf)
Writer: Mike Mignola
Artist: Richard Corben
Colorist: Dave Stewart

Cover Artist: Mike Mignola
During the 1950s, Hellboy caravans across Mexico with a trio of vampire-killing luchadores, finding the undead; evil turkeys; a terrible bat god; and a little too much tequila.

Rodrigo

CARS #5 (4 Slices of Meatloaf)
Written by Alan J. Porter
Drawn by Allen Gladfelter
SC, 24pgs, FC, SRP: $2.99
COVER A & B: Allen Gladfelter
Diamond Code: FEB100765

Lightning McQueen is going all out to win the Route 66 Dash, a cross country, Cannonball Run-style race! But with his partner, Mater, slowing him down, how can he hope to best Chick Hicks and his partner, the Drift King?

Matthew

IRREDEEMABLE #13 (3.5 Slices of Meatloaf)
Written by Mark Waid
Drawn by Diego Barreto
SC, 24 pgs, FC, SRP: $3.99
COVER A: Paul Azaceta
COVER B: Chris Cross
Diamond Code: MAR100797

The members of the Paradigm are held captive, helpless to prevent Modeus from manipulating Plutonian into his greatest act of evil yet. The second year of Mark Waid’s epic begins a new story arc and steamrolls into uncharted waters never before seen in the superhero genre. Nothing will ever be the same in a post-Plutonian world. Covers by Paul Azaceta and CrissCross.

MAJOR SPOILERS POLL OF THE WEEK
A lot of media attention has been cast on Vivid Entertainment over the last couple of months as the word is spreading that the company is set to release an adult movie parodying the 1960s Batman television series.  The buzz surrounding the release has prompted Vivid Entertainment to create a new imprint called Vivid Superheroes where they plan to continue the superhero porn parodies of characters in both the DC and Marvel catalog.
With Batman XXX: A Porn Parody set to arrive this month, it leads us to the Major Spoilers Poll of the Week:
Do you want to see pornographic parodies of your favorite comic book superhero?
YES! I want to see my heroes in and out of costume
NO! Let's keep some things pure and just let comic artists deliver the titillating images
NO OPINION! I'm not interested in watching, but not bothered by it, either

VOTE

MAJOR SPOILERS DISCUSSION: Xenozoic Tales Vol. 1 and Vol. 2

In the storyline, the Earth has been ravaged by pollution and natural disasters of all sorts. To escape this, humanity built vast underground cities in which they lived for approximately 600 years. Upon emerging, the humans found that the world had been reclaimed by previously extinct lifeforms (most spectacularly, dinosaurs). In the new ‘Xenozoic’ era, technology is extremely limited and those with mechanical skills command a great deal of respect and influence.

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Music from this episode comes from Armin Brewer (intro) and James Kennison (closing) from the Nobody's Listening Podcast. A big thanks to both of these guys for creating kick-ass music for the show!

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