"I STALK PEOPLE ONLINE"

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"I STALK PEOPLE ONLINE"

FromTherapy Gecko

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69 minutes

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Aug 14, 2022

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A caller confesses that she’s been using a fake Facebook account to stalk various people from her past. Though she logs into the account daily to keep tabs on her enemies, we dissect the idea of deleting it.Then we talk to a sex therapist, a YouTuber who films snake funerals, and a guy addicted to porn.DM me a picture of a candle on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am gecko.More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

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Aug 14, 2022

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 9pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever

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PARANORMAL LUST: Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejected, and try to figure out whether or not a caller is a witch.Call the gecko every Mon/Wed/Fri at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko
89 min listen
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”: After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid. Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits. Time to look out the window. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
71 min listen
Episode 30: Izzy Lee Talks An American Werewolf In London: This week, Mary Beth and Terry talk to writer and director Izzy Lee. They dive into her twisted sense of humor, post-nihilism, and being a latchkey kid. They also delve into the black comedy of An American Werewolf In London, its practical effects, a ... by Scarred For Life
73 min listen
34 | 4 TRUE Facebook Horror Stories: Subscribe on YouTube to get ALL the stories I narrate! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh_VbMnoL4nuxX_3HYanJbA by Unexplained Encounters
33 min listen
Yokai (Chile) by ¡UY QUE HORROR! A Latinx Horror Movie Podcast
110 min listen
“DID JAIL MAKE MY DAD RACIST?”: A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years. Then a caller tries to avoid being guilt tripped by an ex-girlfriend and a retired soldier explains why he hasn’t left his house for the last month. I curse the sun. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
58 min listen
“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS”: A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother. One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko
54 min listen

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