Climate Deniers, Rio Grande Milkweeds and Cartel Biospheres

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Climate Deniers, Rio Grande Milkweeds and Cartel Biospheres

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151 minutes

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Oct 2, 2019

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Rants on Climate Deniers, Obsolete Racist Grandfathers, El Cielo Biosphere Reserve, Foxtail Pines, the Hong Kong Airport and many more. 2.5 hours worth of profane pontifications on evolutionary biology, the human condition and bad air days.

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Oct 2, 2019

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An antidote to the nausea caused by life in modern society via explorations of the cast of plant species composing the "living skin" of Planet Earth.

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Coronavirus & Sunflowers: An astute comparison of adaptative radiations in Asteraceae with the novel coronavirus COVID-19. Plus, Carl Zimmer kicks Mike Pence in the cock. 90 minutes of rambling with Isaac Lichter, and why coming out of the closet drives the quality of one's... by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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New Caledonia, Disjointed Ranting, Conifer Dungeons, Biogeography of Southern Hemisphere Lineages, Mosquitoes: Did I contract Dengue Fever yesterday on Moo Mountain whilst hiking to a relict population of Araucaria humboldtensis? Was New Caledonia submerged for 20 million years and then recolonized by numerous ancient lineages of plants? Will I be broke after... by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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Convergent Evolution, Carnivory, and the Milkweed from Serpentine Barrens: Real nice and quick banger Intro to Carnivory and the Piney Woods of the North Carolina Acidic Coastal Plain, plus a cameo by the mysterious and elusive Serpentine Milkweed from Northern California Coast Ranges by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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A Conversation with Matt Ritter: A real nice conversation with Matt Ritter, an author and professor at California Polytechnic State University about botany, plant ecology, human society in which we also wax philosophical about a wide variety of topics and what the shit. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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Rock Daisies, Peyote, Sky Islands and Taqueria Palenque: A gentle, sweaty meander through the Southwest in August, ending in a bath in the salsa bar at Taqueria Palenque in Beautiful Mission, Texas. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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East Texas Sandy Coastal Plain & Ft Worth Dry Prairies: East Texas botany, Ft Worth Botanic Garden /Home Depot Garden Center, Longleaf Pine Forest, Rio Grande Valley Border Patrol Sleaze, Limestone Dry Prairie Endemics, Complaining about the heat, etc. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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Gypsophiles, Rare Sumacs, Societal Jabs, Arguing with morons, etc: A long episode dedicated to rare Sumacs of West Texas, brutal heat, gypsophiles, refugial canyons in obscure mountain ranges, the phenomenon of arguing with idiots, trolls and shit-posters, and the wonders of Taquerias in South Texas. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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