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Kill Your Lawn Recap

FromCrime Pays But Botany Doesn't

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66 minutes

Released:

Oct 22, 2023

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Released:

Oct 22, 2023

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Titles in the series (100)

An antidote to the nausea caused by life in modern society via explorations of the cast of plant species composing the "living skin" of Planet Earth.

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Redwood Lilies & Midwest Botany: Long rants about redwood lilies, a dip into Northern California geology as cross-dissected by Interstate 5, pontificating on lunatics of the left and the right, and a finale about Prairie Botany and the encouraged destruction of the American Lawn. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
129 min listen
More Milkweed Dungeons in Nevada and Utah: Milkweed Morphology and an exploration of the passive-aggressive liberal "white voice" by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
134 min listen
"Superblooms" are relicts & understanding Invasive Species: But for real - how could you not like The Spinners? by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
68 min listen
Mushrooms Mushrooms Mushrooms: A 20 minute disjointed and profane rant followed by a 90 minute conversation with mycologist Alan Rockefeller. Oooooh how bout Dat. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
125 min listen
Short Run/Podcast in a Can: I fucked this episode up by using the wrong mic setting, so it sounds like I recorded it in the public shower stall in the Honk Kong Airport bathroom. Meh, whatever, it's still a decent rant. You'll be fine. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
53 min listen
Death Valley Limestone, Invasive Species, Herbal Enemas: A trip to Death Valley Limestone , an herbal poultice for invasive species long-winded rambling and the longest attempt to exit the podcast so far. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
115 min listen
Neonicotinoids, Molecular Phylogeny, Relict Populations: This episode contains rants about the anomaly of working-class republican-ism, molecular phylogenetics, a new population of Funeral Sage, and a relict population of Alaska Cypress by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
85 min listen
Coronavirus & Sunflowers: An astute comparison of adaptative radiations in Asteraceae with the novel coronavirus COVID-19. Plus, Carl Zimmer kicks Mike Pence in the cock. 90 minutes of rambling with Isaac Lichter, and why coming out of the closet drives the quality of one's... by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
115 min listen
Rare Manzanitas & The Best Taqueria in the Salinas Valley: A trip to Pinnacles National Park, confused European tourists, the hemorrhoid of differentiating between two morphologically-identical genera of annual tarweeds, and the best goddamn taqueria in the Salinas Valley (Soledad Brother). by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
93 min listen
Biogeography & Death of a Milkweed: Assorted ramblings on biogeography, a work ethic for Anthropocene, Irreverence for modern society, Biophilia, "Woke" Leftism vs Sociopathic right-ism, and the silly and idiotic destruction of a population of the endangered prostrata milkweed. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
115 min listen
Parasitic conifers & Amborella(New Caledonia 2): This is the second episode on New Caledonian botany, with continued fanatic ranting on the wonders of ultramafic geology and botany as well as musings on the futility of eating jackfruit and the pondering of what Dengue Fever must feel like. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
95 min listen
Southwest Australian Flora cameo by Foot Rot.m4a: Rants about why it's OK to cry, Foot Rot, Plants that smell like hell and the combination of Continental annexation to Antarctica and extremely nutrient-poor, ancient soils that have led to an exquisite species richness in the Australian Flora. For... by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
133 min listen
Assaulted by Stinkbells and Obsessed with Monkey Flowers: Stinkbells Lilies, Fritillaria agrestis, the Futility of Life in Modern Civ, Calico Monkeyflowers, etc by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
112 min listen
Kick Me Inna Asteraceae: A Very Brief, Low-Brow Approach to the Sunflower Family with frequent cameos by an inopportune Yukele, with frequent digressions into Palo-Endemics, Refugia, Botanical Speciation , Disjunct Populations and Molecular Phylogenetics. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
78 min listen
Pandemic Southwest Botany: Join us as we take a look at some limestone endemics of Death Valley and then Gypsum endemics of Nevada and Utah. Learn why the state of Arizona is akin to a "people of Walmart" calendar. Arctomecon humilis, Pediocactus sileri, Astragalus... by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
91 min listen
Chilean Fog Deserts, Biogeographical Islands, Nolana Diversity, Candy Diets: 2 hours of pontificating on the beauty of fog deserts plus pondering how the fuck Sheriff Woody is able to hike 1,000 miles on a diet of candy and potato chips. Eriosyce recondita and cactus poachers, lomas formations, Fog islands brought to you by... by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
133 min listen
New Caledonia, Disjointed Ranting, Conifer Dungeons, Biogeography of Southern Hemisphere Lineages, Mosquitoes: Did I contract Dengue Fever yesterday on Moo Mountain whilst hiking to a relict population of Araucaria humboldtensis? Was New Caledonia submerged for 20 million years and then recolonized by numerous ancient lineages of plants? Will I be broke after... by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
99 min listen
Convergent Evolution, Carnivory, and the Milkweed from Serpentine Barrens: Real nice and quick banger Intro to Carnivory and the Piney Woods of the North Carolina Acidic Coastal Plain, plus a cameo by the mysterious and elusive Serpentine Milkweed from Northern California Coast Ranges by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
74 min listen
A Conversation with Matt Ritter: A real nice conversation with Matt Ritter, an author and professor at California Polytechnic State University about botany, plant ecology, human society in which we also wax philosophical about a wide variety of topics and what the shit. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
108 min listen
Rock Daisies, Peyote, Sky Islands and Taqueria Palenque: A gentle, sweaty meander through the Southwest in August, ending in a bath in the salsa bar at Taqueria Palenque in Beautiful Mission, Texas. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
148 min listen
East Texas Sandy Coastal Plain & Ft Worth Dry Prairies: East Texas botany, Ft Worth Botanic Garden /Home Depot Garden Center, Longleaf Pine Forest, Rio Grande Valley Border Patrol Sleaze, Limestone Dry Prairie Endemics, Complaining about the heat, etc. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
114 min listen
Gypsophiles, Rare Sumacs, Societal Jabs, Arguing with morons, etc: A long episode dedicated to rare Sumacs of West Texas, brutal heat, gypsophiles, refugial canyons in obscure mountain ranges, the phenomenon of arguing with idiots, trolls and shit-posters, and the wonders of Taquerias in South Texas. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
167 min listen
Texas Flora - A Conversation w/Michael Eason: A 2 hour conversation with Michael Eason about Texas Flora. Michael Eason is a botanist, author, photographer, and Texan. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
158 min listen
Botanizing Deserts on Foot with Sheriff Woody: A conversation with an expert plant explorer in a fleabag hotel room in Arica, Chile. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
97 min listen
A Conversation with Matt Candeais: Matt Candeais is a botanist from Buffalo, New York, currently residing in Illinois and working on his PhD. He is the man behind the In Defense of Plants "podcast. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
137 min listen
An Interview with Tom Givnish: 2 hrs of conversation about Adaptive Radiation, Hawaiian Lobeliads, & Calochortus Evolution by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
114 min listen
Extinct Redwood Forests and Sensitivity Training for Rude Geologists: Geologists laughing at Earthquakes, Coyotes as Redneck Antidotes, Extinct Redwood Forests of Nevada and Oregon, Tony flowers in volcanos, Heat Stroke, Calochortus Lily Bonanza, White Sensitivity, and Rico's Tacos. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
128 min listen
Coronavirus & Sunflowers: An astute comparison of adaptative radiations in Asteraceae with the novel coronavirus COVID-19. Plus, Carl Zimmer kicks Mike Pence in the cock. 90 minutes of rambling with Isaac Lichter, and why coming out of the closet drives the quality of one's... by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
115 min listen
One Long Disjointed Rant b/w Milkweeds and Sclerocactus by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
85 min listen
Climate Deniers, Rio Grande Milkweeds and Cartel Biospheres: Rants on Climate Deniers, Obsolete Racist Grandfathers, El Cielo Biosphere Reserve, Foxtail Pines, the Hong Kong Airport and many more. 2.5 hours worth of profane pontifications on evolutionary biology, the human condition and bad air days. by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
151 min listen

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