Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway, and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news of the week starting with the Mayor of Portland Ted Wheeler moving out of his condo now that the violence has reached him, the new study that bee stings might cure cancer, why the NBA ratings are tanking while the UFC is thriving, Nancy Pelosi is now demanding an apology from the salon she snuck into in San Francisco, and will Edward Snowden be vindicated?
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